there we go

sweet and sour cabbage soup, or as it is known at my house, “fart potion”

fat orange cat adventures

when i worked at an amazon warehouse, the weeks before and after black friday were “peak” times, when we were obliged to work mandatory overtime. Four weeks of six day 10-12 hour shifts picking and packing all the crap people bought on sale. don’t buy anything from those bastards this weekend.

oh no Nintendo Music baby what is you doing

wow, Golf Magazine is really pandering to the British audience

now we’re fifteen beers and a couple of hot dogs deep and it’s only getting better

I had one of these shitty phones in 2009(?) and the only song that came pre-loaded on it was Love in this Club. Among my friends, it was our hymn, our battle song, our anthem. God bless Usher.

listening to the 5th symphony

down in the trenches of the culture wars, shopping for Potato Heads.

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