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vai se fude essa resenha do perfume do cebolinha no fragrantica
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Que bebê inteligente!
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Muito louco a Internet inteira estar grudada por um band-aid chamado cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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eu acho 10% de desconto uma palhaçada. deixe de ser covarde, bota ai uns 60%!!! quero ver!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Pra vc saber qual colesterol bom ou ruim:
LDL: logo Deus leva = ruim
HDL: hoje Deus livra = bom
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Sexta (hoje)
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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gringos imitando
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Helping a frog to give birth to a brick of weed
September 20, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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fuck it *do cable management on your arteries*
September 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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WIFE: Uggh today SUCKED
ME: What's up babe
WIFE: Well, I was molting into my 4th 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳, or larval stage, as I developed toward becoming an 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘰, or sexually mature insect.
ME: No need to explain. I already know all this and support you as you move through the life cycle stages of an insect or bug.
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Carla Bruni - Quelqu'un M'a Dit

tradução:
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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*taps sign*
September 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Inside of me there are two lions. Both have anxiety.
spiritually and emotionally I am these lions from a 1500s painting
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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it is admittedly a little bit funny to consider that maybe the rapture did happen and god said “just Claudia Cardinale actually, thanks”
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I almost wish the Rapture would happen just to see the look on Richard Dawkins' dumb face.

Sure it would mean I'm going to hell too or whatever happens, but still...pretty funny.
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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yorkshire doing astral projection
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Alemanha, Itália e Japão no mesmo lado...
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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plmdds
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Bird on a Tree by Pablo Picasso, 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137305
September 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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tendo em vista as limitações gerais da anatomia animal e mais especificamente as características fisiológicas da musculatura dos mamíferos é cientificamente impossível que a burguesinha seja composta apenas de filé
September 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM