Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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I’m here to point out great and ironic examples of the Rules of Acquisition
There are two wolves inside you. My two wolves:
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There are two wolves inside you. My two wolves:
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Wielding power over the powerless is the mark of the bully. Wielding strength against the weak is cowardice. Real strength is when you have such power, but choose to use it in defence of the vulnerable instead. That is the mark of the true warrior.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wielding power over the powerless is the mark of the bully. Wielding strength against the weak is cowardice. Real strength is when you have such power, but choose to use it in defence of the vulnerable instead. That is the mark of the true warrior.
The Ferengi government is better than anything in the United States right now.
What's your unpopular Star Trek opinion?
Mine:
Mine:
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Ferengi government is better than anything in the United States right now.
Finally set all my Facebook posts private and deleted the app from my phone. Just too much toxicity.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Finally set all my Facebook posts private and deleted the app from my phone. Just too much toxicity.
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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I believe our definitions of the word "ship" differ.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I believe our definitions of the word "ship" differ.
Give me your favorite Star Trek ship
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Give me your favorite Star Trek ship
The Grand Nagus requests the safe return of all Ferengi refugees.
#StarTrekTNG "The Prodigy"
A Ferengi child prodigy pursued by a ruthless DaiMon requests asylum. Picard and Data struggle to get through several of the lesser works of William Shakespeare. Troilus: Dustin Diamond. Transporter chief: Annie Potts.
A Ferengi child prodigy pursued by a ruthless DaiMon requests asylum. Picard and Data struggle to get through several of the lesser works of William Shakespeare. Troilus: Dustin Diamond. Transporter chief: Annie Potts.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
tracks Bob to a dog’s chew toy. Billy can’t stop dreaming of the waffle. The noises get colorful and prickly. Talking flower pot: David Lynch.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A Ferengi child prodigy pursued by a ruthless DaiMon requests asylum. Picard and Data struggle to get through several of the lesser works of William Shakespeare. Troilus: Dustin Diamond. Transporter chief: Annie Potts.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Sci-Fi/Horror; 2 hrs.
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October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Grand Nagus requests the safe return of all Ferengi refugees.
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In dark times it is easy to become overwhelmed, to feel helpless. That is what your enemies want. Defy them. Deny them this, and let that be your first step toward denying them victory, and then seizing it yourself.
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In dark times it is easy to become overwhelmed, to feel helpless. That is what your enemies want. Defy them. Deny them this, and let that be your first step toward denying them victory, and then seizing it yourself.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Finally finished Strange New Worlds. Really enjoyed this show. Most recent season wasn’t as good as the previous seasons, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. There’s so much more to explore with these characters. Please do something with it, paramount.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Finally finished Strange New Worlds. Really enjoyed this show. Most recent season wasn’t as good as the previous seasons, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit. There’s so much more to explore with these characters. Please do something with it, paramount.
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Forget the Pizza Index, can anyone confirm the location of Kevin Kline?
a man in a suit and tie is riding a pig while a little girl holds a stick
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is riding a pig while a little girl holds a stick
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August 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Forget the Pizza Index, can anyone confirm the location of Kevin Kline?
The Ferengi have been doing this for centuries
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Ferengi have been doing this for centuries
My Fantastic Four!
July 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My Fantastic Four!
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On the Maryland opt out case: the best way to fight it seems to be for parents in that district to opt their children out of any elementary books that show heteronormative relationships. If it goes one way it needs to go the other way too
June 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
On the Maryland opt out case: the best way to fight it seems to be for parents in that district to opt their children out of any elementary books that show heteronormative relationships. If it goes one way it needs to go the other way too
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“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
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Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]
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May 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
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Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]
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May 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Learn the customer’s weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him.”
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
"Learn the customer's weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him."
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
A producer who has pitched the idea to DHS said he envisions the show as being a “positive love letter to America” while dismissing criticism that it would be “punching down” on contestants.
DHS says it’s in beginning stages of ‘vetting process’ for immigrant reality TV show | CNN Politics
The Department of Homeland Security is reviewing a reality TV pitch where immigrants would compete for American citizenship, according to a spokesperson who said in a statement to CNN that “the show i...
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May 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"Learn the customer's weaknesses so that you can better take advantage of him."
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
#RuleOfAcquisition 87
"Free advice is seldom cheap."
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#RuleOfAcquisition 59
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New York bill targets free legal work pledged to Trump
Democratic New York state lawmakers have introduced legislation that would bar law firms in the state from requiring employees to do free legal work performed as part of an agreement the firm made with the Trump administration.
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May 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"Free advice is seldom cheap."
#RuleOfAcquisition 59
#RuleOfAcquisition 59
"Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox."
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#RuleOfAcquisition 223
May 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox."
#RuleOfAcquisition 223
#RuleOfAcquisition 223
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
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May 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM