Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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I’m here to point out great and ironic examples of the Rules of Acquisition
There are two wolves inside you. My two wolves:
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There are two wolves inside you. My two wolves:
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My Fantastic Four!
July 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My Fantastic Four!
Share a bad guy from the 80’s
May 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Share a bad guy from the 80’s
"I'd kill for you" "Please don't"
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"I'd kill for you" "Please don't"
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
My retirement account lost 4% during the first quarter of 2025
April 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My retirement account lost 4% during the first quarter of 2025
What a fantastic story about feeding your greed, but not enough to choke it! However, Frank Oz ruined this film by changing the ending so the hero dies. Go see the stage version instead! The hero plant acquires the entire world!! The plant is a fantastic allegory for capitalism!
Two solid lobes up!
Two solid lobes up!
April 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What a fantastic story about feeding your greed, but not enough to choke it! However, Frank Oz ruined this film by changing the ending so the hero dies. Go see the stage version instead! The hero plant acquires the entire world!! The plant is a fantastic allegory for capitalism!
Two solid lobes up!
Two solid lobes up!
#RuleOfAcquisition 7: Keep your ears open
Rule 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
April 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#RuleOfAcquisition 7: Keep your ears open
Rule 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
To figure out who the true Ferengi are, figure out who’s making money right now.
Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit
#RuleOfAcquisition 162
Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit
#RuleOfAcquisition 162
April 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
To figure out who the true Ferengi are, figure out who’s making money right now.
Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit
#RuleOfAcquisition 162
Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit
#RuleOfAcquisition 162
Remember: shortly after this the person responsible for the economic trouble became a dictator
April 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Remember: shortly after this the person responsible for the economic trouble became a dictator
From drive thru to test drive
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
From drive thru to test drive
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
My ride is here
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My ride is here
February 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They’re going to make government smaller by hiring more government employees…?
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They’re going to make government smaller by hiring more government employees…?
This is absolutely “sell the sizzle, not the steak.” #RuleOfAcquisition 153
Sounds great to the uninformed. Would help balance the huge increase in the cost of goods. But would shift most of the tax burden off the wealthy to the poor. And would demolish US exports.
Sounds great to the uninformed. Would help balance the huge increase in the cost of goods. But would shift most of the tax burden off the wealthy to the poor. And would demolish US exports.
January 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is absolutely “sell the sizzle, not the steak.” #RuleOfAcquisition 153
Sounds great to the uninformed. Would help balance the huge increase in the cost of goods. But would shift most of the tax burden off the wealthy to the poor. And would demolish US exports.
Sounds great to the uninformed. Would help balance the huge increase in the cost of goods. But would shift most of the tax burden off the wealthy to the poor. And would demolish US exports.
Hmm… in addition to the atrocious fetal personhood claim here, then everyone is female since at conception everyone is female unless at a certain point in development there is the presence of certain hormones?
January 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hmm… in addition to the atrocious fetal personhood claim here, then everyone is female since at conception everyone is female unless at a certain point in development there is the presence of certain hormones?