It’s amazing what one can do when one ignores the emoluments clause

Must be a Ferengi

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

#RuleOfAcquisition 109

No, it is how much you earned in your time that matters!

“A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.” #RuleOfAcquisition 289

And bankrupt them so you can get all their assets at one fifth their worth!!

Reform Congress as a parliament

You need to pay my retainer fee, first

You know, under the right circumstances you could make more money with a flop than with a hit.

Lube Grubs
Gash
Gree Word

I think he just appreciated the attempt

I also remember my Latin teacher telling me, “yes, the f-word is in the dictionary, and it starts with f, but you don’t know how to conjugate it so don’t bother.” I then wrote something down and asked if this worked. He smiled wryly when he saw “ipse futue”

I believe our definitions of the word "ship" differ.

Also always enjoyed “Melissa Quintum delectat. Melissa Caecillium delectat. Melissa Matellam non delctat.”

Well done

No, but I try to say “Quintus est in horto” as much as possible

Do not despair! Remember: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit

#RuleOfAcquisition 162