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Ross Webster
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Star Trek poetry by Borg Xenolinguistics Drone. Opinions are the mutual will of the Collective. Unassimilated Human Ross Webster (he/him). Speech & Language Therapist @RWSLT.bsky.social #PhDjourney
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#StarTrek TOS S2. Limerick thread!
#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E01 'Amok Time'
(1967)

Poking & prying! Plomeek soup is flying
Return to Vulcan, to spawn, or die trying
Kal-if-fee - Spock won it!
Stonn put T'Pring on it
Spock's amok when Jim Kirk charades dying!
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

"Today is a good day to dine"
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

"Where No Flan Has Gone Before"
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

All Good Wings...
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We are Teh Borg. Your Bluesky timeline will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Ross Webster
Just to prepare you for the level of nerdery in this fictional history, I created a poetic form for the Xindi: a six line poem of six syllables each.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Followed by Star Trek: Emesis
The moonshine pitcher
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Gold Key Star Trek #24 (1967)
DC Star Trek #24 (1986)
DC Star Trek: TNG #24 (1991)
IDW Star Trek #24 (2013)
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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IDW Star Trek: Year Five #23 (2021)
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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IDW Star Trek: New Visions #22 (2018)
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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IDW Star Trek #21 (2024)
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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IDW Star Trek #20 (2013)
December 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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DC Star Trek: The Next Generation #19 (1991)
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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IDW Star Trek: Defiant #18 (2024)

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. Luke 2:8-9
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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IDW Star Trek: Boldly Go #17 (2018)
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
He casks me!
Day 16, #StarTrekWineAdvent-
Khan Noonien Singh and a spicy rosé
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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DC Star Trek #16 (1991)
December 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Marvel Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #15 (1998)
December 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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DC Star Trek Vol 1. #14 (1985)
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
How can this inoffensive amalgam have become so viscerally loathed?
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Marvel Star Trek: Voyager #13 (1998)
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Deck T'Pol with boughs of Holly
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Ross Webster
It is 2021. Star Trek is leaving Netflix.

It is 2025. Star Trek is leaving Netflix.
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
We certainly need more Star Trek Minifigures interacting with other Lego sets
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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IDW Star Trek: Defiant #12 (2024)
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Deck T'Pol with boughs of Holly
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM