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Ross Webster
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Star Trek poetry by Borg Xenolinguistics Drone. Opinions are the mutual will of the Collective. Unassimilated Human Ross Webster (he/him). Speech & Language Therapist @RWSLT.bsky.social #PhDjourney
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#StarTrek TOS S2. Limerick thread!
#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E01 'Amok Time'
(1967)

Poking & prying! Plomeek soup is flying
Return to Vulcan, to spawn, or die trying
Kal-if-fee - Spock won it!
Stonn put T'Pring on it
Spock's amok when Jim Kirk charades dying!
Remove a letter, transform a film.
Star Trek: Emesis 🤮
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Star Trek lll: The Search for Sock 🧦
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Best in Sow
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
How about a Star Trek set on an abandoned Cardassion space station? Make the characters a mix of Starfleet superstars, terrorists, capitalists, lost souls, tailors, crooners and villains. Have the enemy be an anti-federation. No Borg. End on a psuedo- supernatural cliffhanger. Never go back
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Super positive WeeklyTrek, filled with praise for #SFA. Uplifting dessert to a delicious viewing of 'Series Acclimation Mil'
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
New wedding vows just dropped
I offer you this ring as a symbol of my biological and technological distinctiveness
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
two become drone
Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
A: They have engaged the Borg
#joke 9 of n
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sector 001 of the Star Trek fan community
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Endings rewritten
Kremin Temporal Weapon
Destroys Beginnings
YEAR OF HELL PART I

Rewriting the past
Krenim target Voyager
Must abandon ship

#Treku #StarTrek
February 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Same Harry
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Always painful to like a Star Trek post that already has 47 likes
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
It's all canon, Bront
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
#StarTrek #SFA #Limerick #Spoilers
S1E5. 'Series Acclimation Mil' (2026)

Starfleet's photonic envoy to Kasq
Issued organic's academic task
Sam shares gumbo
Knowedge of the Sisko?
Old Man's Anslem - Cardassian's Dax!
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
#StarTrek #TNG #14 'Holiday On Ice' #WinterOlympics
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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#StarTrek #FunFact In the original finale "…These Are The Voyages" Riker and Troi leave the holodeck, then Nog and Kira leave a holosuite, then Tom and Harry leave their holodeck, then animated Sulu leaves a "rec room" and finally Archer reads Trip a bedtime story who says "WHAT THE F—" cut to black
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Gumato, Mugato, Gumbo, Tomato #LDS #SFA #IYKYK
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Genesis/Genesis
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I get my news from a reliable source!
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Sam/Sam
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Hugh, Hugh, Hugh Horta Ro
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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#MicroTreks

Reno steps out of a Jeffries tube with an engineering case slung over her shoulder.

“I—oh hi—I thought you already left, Professor,” Stamets remarks from behind the spore console.

“Forgot my favorite spanner,” Reno says.
1/7
February 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My way? His
My country? Undiscovered
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
My son has a badgemaker and I have a #StarTrek page-a-day desk calendar. Et voilà
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
#StarTrek #SFA #Limerick
S1E4. 'Vox In Excelso' (2026)

The Doctor sets Satie debate:
Faan Alpha - Klingons relocate?
Pro: tlhIngan maH
Con: Diaspora!
Faux war - We capitulate!

#PepperoniPizza
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
'Vitus Reflux' & 'Vox In Excelso' - #StarTrek #SFA bringing us two translatable titles in a row! Has a Latin linguistic line-up of this style occured in Trek previously?
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM