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Ross Webster
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Star Trek poetry by Borg Xenolinguistics Drone. Opinions are the mutual will of the Collective. Unassimilated Human Ross Webster (he/him). Speech & Language Therapist @RWSLT.bsky.social #PhDjourney
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Neelix & Chill
Animated Neelix in bed
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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post a non-religious image you think of as holy
In Star Trek LDS O'Connor undergoes his Ascension. Gaining four extra arms and surroundung himself with a three-eyed bird of blue light, he floats
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Take a bow
Giant green space hand grabs the Enterprise
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E09 'Metamorphosis'
(1967)

Cochrane's on some kind of Star Trek!
Companion kept aging in check
No leaving allowed
Shocks electrical cloud
Transforms Hedford (Not into insect!)
Cochrane enters the electrical cloud which is the Companion
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Share a Film, or TV Character Who Deserved More Screentime.
DSC cyborg Airiam DSC Ops officer Owosekun
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Lookout Worf!
Lego Worf minifigure Yellow Lego Barrel pieces
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Geordie explains a timeloop
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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If I had a Pound for every time a TMNT Donatello action figure had been produced cosplaying as Spock I'd only have £2, but it's weird/awesome it happened twice
Donatello Spock 1994 Donetello Spock 2024
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Crusher with ghost sex candle from Star Trek TNG
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Star Trek Scouts following the proud Trek tradition of mysterious, otherworldly spheres threatening the Earth
Star trek SCO. The crew observe a Disco ball asteroid Star Trek FC. A Borg sphere travels to Earth Star Trek ENT. The Xindi weapon threatens Earth
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Kai Winn looking menacing as heck. Star Trek DS9
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Hug Hugh
Picard and Hugh XB hug
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E06 'The Doomsday Machine'
(1967)

Constellation. Star system's empty!
Planet killer! WMD!
Decker's feelin' so low
Mouth of madness solo!
Device v. Decker: Plot of TMP?
Matt's mounting madness manifests mere moments ahead of annihilation within the maw of the machine (Matt Decker breaks down, sweat on his brow, hand on his head. He looks ahead, slightly above the viewer. His mind fractures)
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Happy Holo-ween!
IDW comic cover. Star Trek Holo-ween. Picard is the Phantom of the Opera. Crusher is in his arms IDW comic cover. Star Trek Holo-ween. A Victorian Borg chases Troi & Picard IDW comic cover. Star Trek Holo-ween. A large Medusa terrifies Troi IDW comic cover. Star Trek Holo-ween. Worf is the Creature from the Black Lagoon
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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3.....
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Lurian
DS9 WMFM
Morn innit? The silent Lurian from DS9
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Comic Edition Shockwave!
Comic Editiom Shockwave and the comic cover inspiring his look
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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L O G M
VOY screenshot. Kes undergoes the Elogium
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E05 'The Apple'
(1967)

Ode to Hendorff

On Gamma Trianguli Six
Hendorff's pierced by poisonous sticks
Cupcake's on ice
Is this paradise?
Fares better in Kelvinverse flicks
Redshirt Hendorff from TOS The Apple
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E05
'The Apple'
(1967)

Forbidden fruit from the Biblical tree
Worship Vaal - A machine deity
The Vaalians kept
Evolution in check
Kirk course corrects their stalled society
Stone statue serpent cave entrance VAAL
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E04 'Mirror, Mirror'
(1967)

A parallel 'Terran Empire'
Prime Kirk ignores orders to fire
Tantalus Field!
Mind meld reveal!
Will Kirk's speech to MU Spock inspire?

('Evil Twin' goatee trope is acquired)
Mirror Spock (with goatee) from Star Trek TOS
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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#StarTrek #Limerick
S2E03
'The Changeling'
(1967)

Nomad mind wipes Uhura! Kills Scott!
Jackson Roykirk this Unit is not
Error! Sterilise!
Deep Space! Energise!
TMP carbon copies the plot
Bones, Kirk & Spock with Machine Intelligence Nomad
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Tuvix from Star Trek VOY Moriarty from Star Trek TNG
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I'm reminded that the novelisation of 'Bem', massively expands the original story and takes the reader on a tour of Bem's homeworld Pandro. Spoiler: it's a mad
Star Trek book log nine
October 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I'm getting a Bem!
TAS 'Bem' action figure from Nacelle
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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#FerengiFriday
Nog in Starfleet Uniform from DS9
October 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM