I have famously been a Cubs fan since I was a little girl.
The Dodgers got absolutely smoked by the Cubs in Dodger Stadium tonight, which I take to be a harbinger akin to a comet suddenly appearing in a fantasy novel.
April 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I have famously been a Cubs fan since I was a little girl.
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I'm a fucking treasure
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm a fucking treasure
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Minnesotan dad witnessing the eruption of Vesuvius: That’s not what ya want
April 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Minnesotan dad witnessing the eruption of Vesuvius: That’s not what ya want
he's just like me fr
Draymond: "I'm tried. I just want to go home. Relax. Go to sleep. I'm tired."
April 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
he's just like me fr
Thinking about the time ten years ago when Eloise escaped from our cabin in Michigan and found me, somehow, a quarter of a mile away sitting on the beach. She ran to me with such happy abandon like she'd found her prize! I'm not sure I deserved such love. Goodbye, sweetheart. I'll love you forever.
April 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thinking about the time ten years ago when Eloise escaped from our cabin in Michigan and found me, somehow, a quarter of a mile away sitting on the beach. She ran to me with such happy abandon like she'd found her prize! I'm not sure I deserved such love. Goodbye, sweetheart. I'll love you forever.
"kiddo" "littles" "hubby" GROW UP.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"kiddo" "littles" "hubby" GROW UP.
It is I, the Citrus Queen, who hath eaten nine (9) tangerines today (so far).
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It is I, the Citrus Queen, who hath eaten nine (9) tangerines today (so far).
So happy to experience The Pitt Thursdays now as a real The Pitt lover.
March 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So happy to experience The Pitt Thursdays now as a real The Pitt lover.
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your outie has frosted tips
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
your outie has frosted tips
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post a ship that’s not star wars or Star Trek
March 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
post a ship that’s not star wars or Star Trek
got to episode 12 and oh shit you guys
Watching The Pitt but fast forwarding through all medical/surgical scenes because I'm a major wimp and therefore I'll catch up on all 12 episodes in about 3 hours.
March 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
got to episode 12 and oh shit you guys
Watching The Pitt but fast forwarding through all medical/surgical scenes because I'm a major wimp and therefore I'll catch up on all 12 episodes in about 3 hours.
March 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Watching The Pitt but fast forwarding through all medical/surgical scenes because I'm a major wimp and therefore I'll catch up on all 12 episodes in about 3 hours.
It took me 1.5 episodes, but I love the new White Lotus theme music.
March 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It took me 1.5 episodes, but I love the new White Lotus theme music.
And honestly loving that Moody got the assist. #DubNation
March 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
And honestly loving that Moody got the assist. #DubNation
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happy international women’s day to the women
March 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
happy international women’s day to the women
i love the smell of you #southerncharm
March 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i love the smell of you #southerncharm
water? so fucckkkinngg delicious
March 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
water? so fucckkkinngg delicious
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I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.