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2012 nissan altima
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Vocalist for Safe From Harm
POD MMA 🐋
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Billie Eilish has a durag in her room talking to her like the green goblin mask
I may be getting the coolest or the dumbest tattoo so far, TBD
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Look at what they did to me
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is the official Bluesky account of my band that no one has heard of
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
[more evidence proving our president was involved with a sex trafficker is released]

Arby’s: you can get a steak here now
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I can’t unsee it
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What the horse considers play
The monkey considers business.

The liberal mind cannot comprehend this.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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You’ve given me a second chance, the artist in the hambulance
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Guy who lets his dog shit wherever it wants
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tell me white boy

How do you plan to fill the void all by yourself
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just took a $275 train ticket on the chin because the FAA is fucked
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Talked to the other commanders about you, bro. We thought how you played the lyre during battle was fire, bro.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I just fell to my knees in whole-foods
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love writing something long hang and I get to a double ‘e.’ Just swirls and loops.
Sometimes life is full of wonder and sometimes I miss her so much it hurts.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love you. Please help
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tried to vote today, they both had my name spelled wrong and apparently redistricted me to be outside of city limits since my last vote.

Sorry, SC. Holding out hope 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Dentist told me she saw god in how well I flossed
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Alright guys…
[gesturing to the javelin in my torso]
Who was it this time?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
For Halloween, I will be dressed up as Guy having a beer.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Using a laser pointer to show my German shepherd the neighbor’s baby
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“I’ll have a coke”

“Is Pepsi okay?”

My honest reaction:
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
GPS said an hour and 20 minutes to get home and I just burst into tears
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM