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2012 nissan altima
@feeniks.bsky.social
· Aug 11
Billie Eilish has a durag in her room talking to her like the green goblin mask
[more evidence proving our president was involved with a sex trafficker is released]
Arby’s: you can get a steak here now
Arby’s: you can get a steak here now
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
[more evidence proving our president was involved with a sex trafficker is released]
Arby’s: you can get a steak here now
Arby’s: you can get a steak here now
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Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus
I can’t unsee it
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I can’t unsee it
What the horse considers play
The monkey considers business.
The liberal mind cannot comprehend this.
The monkey considers business.
The liberal mind cannot comprehend this.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What the horse considers play
The monkey considers business.
The liberal mind cannot comprehend this.
The monkey considers business.
The liberal mind cannot comprehend this.
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
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You’ve given me a second chance, the artist in the hambulance
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You’ve given me a second chance, the artist in the hambulance
Guy who lets his dog shit wherever it wants
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Guy who lets his dog shit wherever it wants
Tell me white boy
How do you plan to fill the void all by yourself
How do you plan to fill the void all by yourself
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tell me white boy
How do you plan to fill the void all by yourself
How do you plan to fill the void all by yourself
Just took a $275 train ticket on the chin because the FAA is fucked
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just took a $275 train ticket on the chin because the FAA is fucked
Talked to the other commanders about you, bro. We thought how you played the lyre during battle was fire, bro.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Talked to the other commanders about you, bro. We thought how you played the lyre during battle was fire, bro.
I just fell to my knees in whole-foods
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I just fell to my knees in whole-foods
I love writing something long hang and I get to a double ‘e.’ Just swirls and loops.
Sometimes life is full of wonder and sometimes I miss her so much it hurts.
Sometimes life is full of wonder and sometimes I miss her so much it hurts.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love writing something long hang and I get to a double ‘e.’ Just swirls and loops.
Sometimes life is full of wonder and sometimes I miss her so much it hurts.
Sometimes life is full of wonder and sometimes I miss her so much it hurts.
I love you. Please help
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love you. Please help
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Tried to vote today, they both had my name spelled wrong and apparently redistricted me to be outside of city limits since my last vote.
Sorry, SC. Holding out hope 🖤
Sorry, SC. Holding out hope 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tried to vote today, they both had my name spelled wrong and apparently redistricted me to be outside of city limits since my last vote.
Sorry, SC. Holding out hope 🖤
Sorry, SC. Holding out hope 🖤
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Dentist told me she saw god in how well I flossed
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dentist told me she saw god in how well I flossed
Alright guys…
[gesturing to the javelin in my torso]
Who was it this time?
[gesturing to the javelin in my torso]
Who was it this time?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Alright guys…
[gesturing to the javelin in my torso]
Who was it this time?
[gesturing to the javelin in my torso]
Who was it this time?
For Halloween, I will be dressed up as Guy having a beer.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
For Halloween, I will be dressed up as Guy having a beer.
Using a laser pointer to show my German shepherd the neighbor’s baby
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Using a laser pointer to show my German shepherd the neighbor’s baby
“I’ll have a coke”
“Is Pepsi okay?”
My honest reaction:
“Is Pepsi okay?”
My honest reaction:
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“I’ll have a coke”
“Is Pepsi okay?”
My honest reaction:
“Is Pepsi okay?”
My honest reaction:
GPS said an hour and 20 minutes to get home and I just burst into tears
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
GPS said an hour and 20 minutes to get home and I just burst into tears
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
Going through my gf’s phone
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Going through my gf’s phone
The Conjuring 5: Ed Warren must register as a sex offender
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Conjuring 5: Ed Warren must register as a sex offender