Jared
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Podcasters, I'm begging you: take these two weeks off and let us catch up.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Podcasters, I'm begging you: take these two weeks off and let us catch up.
"...at the end of the day, it's eff the Packers always."
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"...at the end of the day, it's eff the Packers always."
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one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
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Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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You know what, I don't really like dark mode on any screen other than a phone
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You know what, I don't really like dark mode on any screen other than a phone
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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If you’re not FIFA, keep scrolling…
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you’re not FIFA, keep scrolling…
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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You gotta fuckin’ tone it down. We all know how to manipulate him into doing corruption but this is way too obvious. You, Tim Cook, and Switzerland are on notice. Hold it down and just buy his memecoin and a golf membership like everyone else.
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
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His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.
Trump on Walz: "You look at what he's done with Somalia where Somalia, which is barely a country -- they have no anything, they just run around killing each other. When I see somebody like Ilhan Omar, I always watch her, for years I've watched her complain about our Constitution ... "
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
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Congratulations Team Casper, and bravo Team Shuster, you’ve been incredible. Onward to the Olympics!
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November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Congratulations Team Casper, and bravo Team Shuster, you’ve been incredible. Onward to the Olympics!
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I will not support this bill that completely fails to help Americans afford their health care.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I will not support this bill that completely fails to help Americans afford their health care.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
Trump and R’s have more than doubled Americans’ health care premiums, and for 40 days they have refused to lift a finger to do a thing about it. In fact, they’ve made it worse by taking food from kids.
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Zag! You can feel the difference.
“Every shimmer was made for real, no CG shortcuts.”
Apple TV’s new identity ℅ TBWA\Media Arts Lab was built from real glass and captured entirely in camera.
www.linkedin.com/posts/tbwame...
“Every shimmer was made for real, no CG shortcuts.”
Apple TV’s new identity ℅ TBWA\Media Arts Lab was built from real glass and captured entirely in camera.
www.linkedin.com/posts/tbwame...
At MAL, we partnered with Apple TV to reimagine its brand from the ground up, creating a system that blends sound, motion, and craft into something unmistakably Apple, yet distinctly Apple TV.
Built…...
At MAL, we partnered with Apple TV to reimagine its brand from the ground up, creating a system that blends sound, motion, and craft into something unmistakably Apple, yet distinctly Apple TV.
Built ...
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November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Zag! You can feel the difference.
“Every shimmer was made for real, no CG shortcuts.”
Apple TV’s new identity ℅ TBWA\Media Arts Lab was built from real glass and captured entirely in camera.
www.linkedin.com/posts/tbwame...
“Every shimmer was made for real, no CG shortcuts.”
Apple TV’s new identity ℅ TBWA\Media Arts Lab was built from real glass and captured entirely in camera.
www.linkedin.com/posts/tbwame...
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It's funny the right is pretending Zohran's some frothing maniac when in reality it's far worse for them: he's got Obama level charisma
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It's funny the right is pretending Zohran's some frothing maniac when in reality it's far worse for them: he's got Obama level charisma
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Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.
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While I'm on this I find it very weird everyone's discussing these "tricks" they think Trump might use to run for a third term. I don't think he will, but if Trump decides to run for a third term here's how he'll do it: he'll announce he's running for a third term and Republicans will let him.
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
While I'm on this I find it very weird everyone's discussing these "tricks" they think Trump might use to run for a third term. I don't think he will, but if Trump decides to run for a third term here's how he'll do it: he'll announce he's running for a third term and Republicans will let him.
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Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/
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It's this photo if you missed it, savaging the East Wing to make a vanity ballroom.
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's this photo if you missed it, savaging the East Wing to make a vanity ballroom.
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The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.