@fazfazzler.bsky.social
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The Conjuring series is kindof wild in that we’re constantly being told that demons are being defeated by the untold power of the everlasting, pure love of two people who have absolutely *zero* chemistry.
October 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Conjuring series is kindof wild in that we’re constantly being told that demons are being defeated by the untold power of the everlasting, pure love of two people who have absolutely *zero* chemistry.
“My wife didn’t take all the furniture when she left, I just optimized my life without her.”
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“My wife didn’t take all the furniture when she left, I just optimized my life without her.”
Bozilla _rules_. She's Jordynne Grace before NXT made her boring. #ForbiddenDoor
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bozilla _rules_. She's Jordynne Grace before NXT made her boring. #ForbiddenDoor
I need someone to tell me if I hallucinated the “Tony Hawk meets Jet Set Radio but you’re a train” game
August 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I need someone to tell me if I hallucinated the “Tony Hawk meets Jet Set Radio but you’re a train” game
Putting all the trailers back to back like this really showing off how AAA gaming is out of ideas #gamesccom
Oh boy another shooter with a squad of people who are snarky! Another soulslike with gothic imagery! SIGN ME UP BABY
Oh boy another shooter with a squad of people who are snarky! Another soulslike with gothic imagery! SIGN ME UP BABY
August 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Putting all the trailers back to back like this really showing off how AAA gaming is out of ideas #gamesccom
Oh boy another shooter with a squad of people who are snarky! Another soulslike with gothic imagery! SIGN ME UP BABY
Oh boy another shooter with a squad of people who are snarky! Another soulslike with gothic imagery! SIGN ME UP BABY
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The problem with the BlueSky philosophy of not sharing idiots' garbage opinions, even to dunk on them, is that idiots' garbage opinions comprise like 70% of the actual news.
March 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The problem with the BlueSky philosophy of not sharing idiots' garbage opinions, even to dunk on them, is that idiots' garbage opinions comprise like 70% of the actual news.
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How about this? Anyone who thinks trans people shouldn't be allowed to serve in the military should have to serve in the military.
Wow—Trump is firing and banning all trans people from the military, per DoD memo.
“Military service by members and applicants for military service who have a current diagnosis or history of, or exhibit symptoms consistent with, gender dysphoria is incompatible with military service.”
Part of memo:
“Military service by members and applicants for military service who have a current diagnosis or history of, or exhibit symptoms consistent with, gender dysphoria is incompatible with military service.”
Part of memo:
February 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How about this? Anyone who thinks trans people shouldn't be allowed to serve in the military should have to serve in the military.
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This is it. This is the take.
February 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This is it. This is the take.
The people that are extremely concerned about government waste are demanding that everyone drop everything and remove big scary pronouns from their email signatures.
State Department now ordering diplomats to remove pronouns from email signature blocks, per memo leaked to me
January 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The people that are extremely concerned about government waste are demanding that everyone drop everything and remove big scary pronouns from their email signatures.
The writer’s room would reject someone painting over the word “constitution” as being too on the nose.
Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
January 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The writer’s room would reject someone painting over the word “constitution” as being too on the nose.
“Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats” THE ONLY PLACE HE CHEATED WAS IN YOUR IMAGINATION YOU PSYCHO
January 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats” THE ONLY PLACE HE CHEATED WAS IN YOUR IMAGINATION YOU PSYCHO
I bring this up _every time _ I hear this song. In reality the song is about how Carrie Underwood is a giant red flag who flips her shit over something her man _hasn’t actually done _.
This whole thing is fully hypothetical! This terrible, uncool non-whiskey shooting girl *does not exist* outside of Carrie Underwood's fevered imagination.
(I also do not shoot whiskey, or drink it, ever. Because of how it's gross.)
(I also do not shoot whiskey, or drink it, ever. Because of how it's gross.)
January 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I bring this up _every time _ I hear this song. In reality the song is about how Carrie Underwood is a giant red flag who flips her shit over something her man _hasn’t actually done _.
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Rolled credits on Metaphor: ReFantazio, a unrealistic fiction in which a nation whose king has died chooses to reject an oligarchy and an aspiring dictator in favor of a true Democracy, and the country enters an era of peace and prosperity as a result.
January 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Rolled credits on Metaphor: ReFantazio, a unrealistic fiction in which a nation whose king has died chooses to reject an oligarchy and an aspiring dictator in favor of a true Democracy, and the country enters an era of peace and prosperity as a result.
Mox is bleeding. I feel much more grounded now. #aewworldsend
December 29, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Mox is bleeding. I feel much more grounded now. #aewworldsend
I thought they were called b-schools because they produced b-tier people
December 27, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I thought they were called b-schools because they produced b-tier people
This feels like something I would hear @maffewgregg.bsky.social make up on the @cultaholic.bsky.social podcast
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
This feels like something I would hear @maffewgregg.bsky.social make up on the @cultaholic.bsky.social podcast
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Agony in the Garden, by Pieter Coecke van Aelst, 1627-30, 📸 via @l_ukeeeeeee
January 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Agony in the Garden, by Pieter Coecke van Aelst, 1627-30, 📸 via @l_ukeeeeeee