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FAY V
@fayv.bsky.social
Past Artist, Philosopher, Professor, & Fursuiter currently working in a paint shop.
It still kinda gets on my nerves elk isn't considered venison in the zeitgeist.

The explanation is just "venison is deer"

Elk ARE deer!

I get it, elk tastes different from smaller deer, but its still a "everyone else is wrong" moment for me.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Changeling game I'm running is very normal and comprehensible
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have often asked myself if my cat is the smartest stupid cat I've ever had, or the stupidest smart cat.

I think I finally have an answer.
My cat can hold a single thought in her head, and sometimes its a genius thought, sometimes it's a stupid one.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I have to hand it to Cyberpunk, they do give legit moral quandaries that are more than just "save a bus full of orphans, or murder some puppies" as options

I've been staring at a screen for 10 minutes now to shut down a facility, or make sure a poor kid can become an athlete
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Finally playing Phantom Liberty. Not done with the DLC storyline yet.
But goddamn that mech fight is one of the coolest game fights i've ever done!
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I lost my 2018 version of photoshop :(
I gave in since I still was stuck in the subscription. The new version was...bad. So I tried the oldest version it would let me download and it refused to work.

I've given up, time to learn new programs.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I tore a callus.
Yay hard work but...owwie 😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Look, I knew someone that got this, once.

The amount of THC you must smoke to get this is a lot. Like multiple joints a day of high thc stuff.

As with all things, moderation.
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So...is there a cis lady version of a grungler? A grunglet?
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I visit my parents once a week, and I keep having these moments of "your appliance was broken...anyway I fixed it"

This week was the dishes washer.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cyberpunk 2077:
"So when did your V go cyberpsycho"
Me: Oh...was I supposed to wait?
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's such a blatantly stupid headline. I think the thing I'm most annoyed about it is Stranger Things having that much impact on modern DnD
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Leaving my parents house. I got starred down by a mom and her kids.
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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My headphone cables five seconds after I put them into my pocket
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Bison
Koala
Moose
Wild mustang
Penguin (little ones)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Black bear
Moose (bull & doe with calves)
Bald eagle
Puffer fish
Copper head
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Goliath heron
Himalayan vulture
Cerulean warbler
Laysan albatross
Australian king parrot
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Alone in the shop.

There's a hair dryer we use to speed up paint matches.

It suddenly turned on when I haven't touched it and was across the room.

:< paint ghosts
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
For some reason my brain has decided 4 hours is enough sleep for a night.

Bleh
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I think this might still be my favourite of all the stupid edits, memes, or gags I've outright robbed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The Medusa’s Tale~ concept designs for @realgdt.bsky.social amazing FRANKENSTEIN and the Medusa crest / entryway to Victors lab! The Guillermo approved final design was rendered by great digital sculptor Maria Panfilova & built full size by incredible sculptors of production designer Tamara Deverell
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision!
King: and what's your vision, mary?
Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable
King: the doctor or the monster?
Shelley: why not both?
del Toro: yeah, why not both?
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Advertise your account with a gif.

Art by @fayv.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I read the reddit page for my city sometimes, and there is DRAMA in the community.

There's a yearly christmas strol hosted by a downtown business assc.
Some guy won the contest for the poster design and people said it looked like AI.

He doubled down that it definitely wasn't! --
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me 4 hours into Cyberpunk 2077 and absolutely heartbroken:
Oh haha, that was just the intro?
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM