Nick
@faublehead.bsky.social
Would wield power over the elements responsibly.
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Nick
@faublehead.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is my ongoing thread where I can dump my favorite items I see posted on FB marketplace. I’ll kick it off with this pop out cake. ($500 seems steep.)
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Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
Challengers, but with pickleball.
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Challengers, but with pickleball.
you just know this shit ruined the scribe’s day
May 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
you just know this shit ruined the scribe’s day
Today’s hyperfixation: googling pictures of fancy pens from Asian brands that were popular in the mid 90s.
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Today’s hyperfixation: googling pictures of fancy pens from Asian brands that were popular in the mid 90s.
Just waiting for the day that @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social do a bonus deep dive podcast episode about the Rationalist community.
April 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just waiting for the day that @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social do a bonus deep dive podcast episode about the Rationalist community.
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
what’s- what’s the good way
Forensic files intro: “It was a Cinderella story. Dr. Jonathan Nyce, a 53 year old pharmaceutical executive, entrepreneur, and millionaire, met his beautiful young Filipino wife Michelle through a classified ad. She was a mail-order bride.”
UH THAT IS NOT A WHAT A CINDERELLA STORY IS.
UH THAT IS NOT A WHAT A CINDERELLA STORY IS.
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Forensic files intro: “It was a Cinderella story. Dr. Jonathan Nyce, a 53 year old pharmaceutical executive, entrepreneur, and millionaire, met his beautiful young Filipino wife Michelle through a classified ad. She was a mail-order bride.”
UH THAT IS NOT A WHAT A CINDERELLA STORY IS.
UH THAT IS NOT A WHAT A CINDERELLA STORY IS.
Just stay out of Gilead, June. Jesus.
April 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just stay out of Gilead, June. Jesus.
Nature is healing.
(*The taste buds on my tongue are growing back after dissolving them with a million SweetTart jellybeans.)
(*The taste buds on my tongue are growing back after dissolving them with a million SweetTart jellybeans.)
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nature is healing.
(*The taste buds on my tongue are growing back after dissolving them with a million SweetTart jellybeans.)
(*The taste buds on my tongue are growing back after dissolving them with a million SweetTart jellybeans.)
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This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
New seasons of Severance, White Lotus, Hacks, AND The Last Of Us all airing within 3 months of each other does feel almost too good to be true considering the state of the world.
April 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New seasons of Severance, White Lotus, Hacks, AND The Last Of Us all airing within 3 months of each other does feel almost too good to be true considering the state of the world.
When Nick Cage gives up eternity to be with you and you go die in a bike accident it’s called an Iris goodbye.
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When Nick Cage gives up eternity to be with you and you go die in a bike accident it’s called an Iris goodbye.
For the first time in the history of soft pretzels, I just received enough cheese sauce to fully satisfy every bite. Nature is healing 🥰
April 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
For the first time in the history of soft pretzels, I just received enough cheese sauce to fully satisfy every bite. Nature is healing 🥰
I invited friends over to play Mario Kart 64 today. We ate cake and battled and for a brief moment we were twelve again. 🥹
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I invited friends over to play Mario Kart 64 today. We ate cake and battled and for a brief moment we were twelve again. 🥹
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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March 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Been watching Seinfeld while on the treadmill at the gym and I want Kramer’s coffee table book of celebrity coffee tables (that turns into a coffee table!) SO FUCKING BAD.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Been watching Seinfeld while on the treadmill at the gym and I want Kramer’s coffee table book of celebrity coffee tables (that turns into a coffee table!) SO FUCKING BAD.
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for a week or so during the election Vance was reminded by interviewers that he had once compared his running mate Donald Trump to Hitler. Vance assured us that he had changed his mind - but really seems like he changed his mind about Hitler, not Trump
"Europe is on the brink of civilizational suicide," US Vice President Vance told Fox News. "Countries don’t control borders, restrict free speech. If Germany takes in millions more incompatible migrants, it’ll destroy itself. America can’t save it."
March 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
for a week or so during the election Vance was reminded by interviewers that he had once compared his running mate Donald Trump to Hitler. Vance assured us that he had changed his mind - but really seems like he changed his mind about Hitler, not Trump
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Grift
It’s truly insane that the economy is in a free fall and the president, who doesn’t drive, is spending his time giving a PR boost to the car brand of his billionaire buddy.
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grift
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I had the pleasure of reviewing "The Antipodes" for @portlandmercury.com.
By design, Annie Baker's "The Antipodes" is a script that’s difficult to summarize, but Shaking the Tree’s captivating production will reward audiences who enjoy sitting with big questions.
Theater Review: Shaking the Tree’s New Production Uses Toxic Workplaces To Talk About Stories
Why do we tell stories? Humans have been doing it as long as there has been language. Strictly speaking, we don’t need them to survive—not like we need water or shelter—but generation after generation...
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February 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I had the pleasure of reviewing "The Antipodes" for @portlandmercury.com.
If you don’t put the furniture dimensions in your FB marketplace post, I’m reporting the post as Spam > No intent to sell. I’m not playing these games with you.
February 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If you don’t put the furniture dimensions in your FB marketplace post, I’m reporting the post as Spam > No intent to sell. I’m not playing these games with you.
Not just visible, my man was EMCEEING this event! 😍
I'm (visible for 2 seconds at 1 minute 31 seconds) on the the news!
Portland rallies for health care funding during National Day of Action: 'I believe we can make a difference'
Two rallies in Portland were held as part of a Day of Action in response to President Trump's executive order to cut federal programs.
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February 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Not just visible, my man was EMCEEING this event! 😍
Feed a cold starve a fever? lol no bitch I’m eating either way.
February 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Feed a cold starve a fever? lol no bitch I’m eating either way.
My new pet peeve is seeing these masturbatory TikTok reels of imagined conversations with Trump supporters, where the creator eloquently owns them over their claims that they voted for Trump because of the price of eggs or whateverthefuck. Guys, they aren’t interested in facts. You’re the sucker.
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My new pet peeve is seeing these masturbatory TikTok reels of imagined conversations with Trump supporters, where the creator eloquently owns them over their claims that they voted for Trump because of the price of eggs or whateverthefuck. Guys, they aren’t interested in facts. You’re the sucker.
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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