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Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
Quick, tell Mamdani to stop by the Supreme Court and have a quick chat about retiring in a Winnebago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Quick, tell Mamdani to stop by the Supreme Court and have a quick chat about retiring in a Winnebago
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Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
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Clearly all Trump wants is a young handsome man to say "Let's get you to bed, Grandpa."
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Clearly all Trump wants is a young handsome man to say "Let's get you to bed, Grandpa."
Starting class like "hey, I know you saw me on a certain pedophile's "frequent contacts", but I still expect your papers turned in by the end of the week.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Starting class like "hey, I know you saw me on a certain pedophile's "frequent contacts", but I still expect your papers turned in by the end of the week.
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The House votes 427-1 to approve a measure that would require the Justice Department to release the Epstein files.
House votes to approve releasing the Epstein files by a near unanimous margin
The measure would compel the DOJ to release files regarding convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. It now goes to the Senate, where some lawmakers want extra guardrails around what can be released.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The House votes 427-1 to approve a measure that would require the Justice Department to release the Epstein files.
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
What is the obsession with starving the poor
NEW: Trump admin goes to SCOTUS to try and stop order that it pay full SNAP benefits this month
DOJ asks the justices for an order by 9:30 p.m. Friday — as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments, under a court order to finish Friday.
Now at Law Dork:
DOJ asks the justices for an order by 9:30 p.m. Friday — as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments, under a court order to finish Friday.
Now at Law Dork:
Trump admin goes to SCOTUS to try and stop order that it pay full SNAP benefits this month
DOJ asks the justices for an order by 9:30 p.m. Friday — as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments, under a court order to finish Friday.
www.lawdork.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What is the obsession with starving the poor
I'm in a coffee shop and I can't tell if the people next to me are on a first date, job interview, or pitching a script. This is right by Emerson, making this way more difficult
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm in a coffee shop and I can't tell if the people next to me are on a first date, job interview, or pitching a script. This is right by Emerson, making this way more difficult
Good things happening? Wild.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Good things happening? Wild.
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New Yorkers are HITTING THOSE POLLS. It's the highest turnout in about two decades.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
New Yorkers are HITTING THOSE POLLS. It's the highest turnout in about two decades.
Cuomo also has the Woody Allen vote. A fact only surprising because someone bothered to ask.
POS endorse another POS. 🤡
Elon Musk endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York mayor on Monday ― and couldn’t help throwing in a childish insult about Democratic candidate Zohran Mamdami in the process.
www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...
Elon Musk endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York mayor on Monday ― and couldn’t help throwing in a childish insult about Democratic candidate Zohran Mamdami in the process.
www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...
Musk Throws Support Behind Cuomo, Sparks Backlash Over Mamdani Remark
The Tesla mogul thought it would be funny to make a dumb joke about the Democratic New York City mayoral candidate.
www.huffpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cuomo also has the Woody Allen vote. A fact only surprising because someone bothered to ask.
I had such a great time last time watching Clue with a bunch of other diehard Clue fans. Lesley Ann Warren is a delight and still looks phenomenal. There were so many people dressed up and I was wildly jealous
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I had such a great time last time watching Clue with a bunch of other diehard Clue fans. Lesley Ann Warren is a delight and still looks phenomenal. There were so many people dressed up and I was wildly jealous
When you're on watch duty, but brought too much cozy to the stakeout
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When you're on watch duty, but brought too much cozy to the stakeout
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As I had to point out many times during post #metoo years, no one is owed a big Hollywood contract. No one owed a comedy special. Now: No one is owed a Senate seat. This dude was not murdered & he’s not in jail. He made poor decisions & his actions now are sus & so he doesn’t get the job. The end!
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As I had to point out many times during post #metoo years, no one is owed a big Hollywood contract. No one owed a comedy special. Now: No one is owed a Senate seat. This dude was not murdered & he’s not in jail. He made poor decisions & his actions now are sus & so he doesn’t get the job. The end!
Maybe it's because I wasn't popular in high school, but I completely missed the millennial nazi tattoo trend
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Maybe it's because I wasn't popular in high school, but I completely missed the millennial nazi tattoo trend
Idk how niche it is, but diapers should be free no matter the age or tax bracket
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Idk how niche it is, but diapers should be free no matter the age or tax bracket
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Sure I guess this might as well happen
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sure I guess this might as well happen
Anytime something bad happens to Alex Jones we should be allowed to spontaneously break into song
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anytime something bad happens to Alex Jones we should be allowed to spontaneously break into song