Fart To Table
farttotable.bsky.social
Fart To Table
@farttotable.bsky.social
Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
Hey! We can't have plants because my cat will eat them and they're bad for her!
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hear 17 is his favorite number
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We'll be taking attendance by turning in signed NDAs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
He could've just not commented
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's a literal nightmare
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Even if that is his actual net worth, it would be difficult to pay for cancer treatments. Dana Farber isn't in network for me so they quoted my radiation treatment at $66k, just for radiation. That's not even counting surgeries, chemo, post-care, and the lead up to the diagnosis. Who can pay that??
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I would if I could find her
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Let's see if he's a man of his word!
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You're telling me the Stephen Miller endorsement didn't clinch it??
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They're magnificent beans
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In case you don't accept beans I have posted a picture of Marcy, owner and provider of said beans.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM