Alice Roberts
@fartbaker.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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Just waaaaaitin' for that stroke...
Any day now... 🫡
Any day now... 🫡
September 16, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Just waaaaaitin' for that stroke...
Any day now... 🫡
Any day now... 🫡
What is it called when you call the shoe store to buy some boots?
September 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
What is it called when you call the shoe store to buy some boots?
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
September 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
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Check out that crazy sausage
September 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Check out that crazy sausage
I have been labeled an impersonator.
September 16, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I have been labeled an impersonator.
African clawed frogs.
September 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
African clawed frogs.
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I just heard a podcast interview with Robert Putnam in which he spoke positively about Nextdoor as a site where we can see real life social relationships and online relationships building social capital in a way that creates a positive "alloy" between IRL & online connection...has he seen Nextdoor?
September 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I just heard a podcast interview with Robert Putnam in which he spoke positively about Nextdoor as a site where we can see real life social relationships and online relationships building social capital in a way that creates a positive "alloy" between IRL & online connection...has he seen Nextdoor?
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homework done. time to do quasi-legal drugs. is weed still federally illegal in some form? whatever. i'm shooting up weed.
September 15, 2024 at 9:00 PM
homework done. time to do quasi-legal drugs. is weed still federally illegal in some form? whatever. i'm shooting up weed.
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anyone had any good hoof and mouth diseases lately?
September 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM
anyone had any good hoof and mouth diseases lately?
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
September 15, 2024 at 10:39 PM
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Someone told me it’s
“Come back to Church” day.
Um, what’s my incentive to go?
“Come back to Church” day.
Um, what’s my incentive to go?
September 15, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Someone told me it’s
“Come back to Church” day.
Um, what’s my incentive to go?
“Come back to Church” day.
Um, what’s my incentive to go?
217% audio exposure
LOL
LOL
September 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
217% audio exposure
LOL
LOL
The paint roller was invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940.
September 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
The paint roller was invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940.
As a Shaker, Babbitt never patented any of her inventions.
September 14, 2024 at 11:42 PM
As a Shaker, Babbitt never patented any of her inventions.
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
September 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
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“Immigrants are a common target for their attacks and, as someone married to one, I sometimes physically bite my tongue to keep from responding”
Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
September 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
“Immigrants are a common target for their attacks and, as someone married to one, I sometimes physically bite my tongue to keep from responding”
Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged
Couch surfing in my own house, cuz I got kicked out of bed for farting the national anthem
September 14, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Couch surfing in my own house, cuz I got kicked out of bed for farting the national anthem
Fat drunk a stupid is no watch to go there lige
September 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Fat drunk a stupid is no watch to go there lige