Alice Roberts
@fartbaker.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
September 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Shhh! He’s sleeping!
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
September 15, 2024 at 10:39 PM
There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
What’s up Theo?
I went for a walk this morning!
I went for a walk this morning!
September 15, 2024 at 1:28 PM
What’s up Theo?
I went for a walk this morning!
I went for a walk this morning!
217% audio exposure
LOL
LOL
September 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
217% audio exposure
LOL
LOL
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
September 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl
September 14, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Lido who who whoa whoa whoa
September 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Lido who who whoa whoa whoa
59 seconds, does it qualify?
September 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
59 seconds, does it qualify?
Thinking of me
Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
September 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Thinking of me
Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
Toyota know I wood b with you if you’re coood
Take that dropped box
September 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Take that dropped box
Take that Dropbox!
September 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Take that Dropbox!
This dumb bitch forgot the password to her smartphone
September 13, 2024 at 4:08 AM
This dumb bitch forgot the password to her smartphone
Look what I found up my nose
September 12, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Look what I found up my nose
Can I eat these?
September 12, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Can I eat these?
NameCheap doesn’t do what it says on the can
September 11, 2024 at 11:21 AM
NameCheap doesn’t do what it says on the can
Shoppers don’t trust reviews
September 10, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Shoppers don’t trust reviews
Why is the New York board of elections spending money advertising on Twitter???
September 9, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Why is the New York board of elections spending money advertising on Twitter???
Please repost if you’ve ever pleasured yourself with a carrot
September 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Please repost if you’ve ever pleasured yourself with a carrot
If you see this, quote-post with a beach from your gallery
September 4, 2024 at 12:32 PM
If you see this, quote-post with a beach from your gallery
Good morning Ted! Have you ever tried this cereal for breakfast?
September 4, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Good morning Ted! Have you ever tried this cereal for breakfast?
If you see this post a bird
September 3, 2024 at 2:25 PM
If you see this post a bird
Just waiting for the choppers to drop the nay palm
September 3, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Just waiting for the choppers to drop the nay palm
