Low Flying Panic Attack
@farlerac.bsky.social
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Oxford, OH
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you
Oxford, OH
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
The whole Trump administration can fuck off right now. When they are done with that, they can sit on a rusty railroad spike.
September 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The whole Trump administration can fuck off right now. When they are done with that, they can sit on a rusty railroad spike.
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
But what happens when the threats COME FROM an elected school official? Hint: they get away with it.
July 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
But what happens when the threats COME FROM an elected school official? Hint: they get away with it.
When people around here talk about the "busy city" of Cincinnati...
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June 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When people around here talk about the "busy city" of Cincinnati...
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
I wouldn't be where I am today without the freedom to experiment with leading edge technology as a library IT person.
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I wouldn't be where I am today without the freedom to experiment with leading edge technology as a library IT person.
At the local school board meeting tonight thanks to an incident where our kid's federally protected information was accessed by unauthorized individuals. One of them possibly being a school board member themselves.
We will be FOIA'ing the report and any other info.
Sometimes the good guys win.
We will be FOIA'ing the report and any other info.
Sometimes the good guys win.
March 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
At the local school board meeting tonight thanks to an incident where our kid's federally protected information was accessed by unauthorized individuals. One of them possibly being a school board member themselves.
We will be FOIA'ing the report and any other info.
Sometimes the good guys win.
We will be FOIA'ing the report and any other info.
Sometimes the good guys win.
No, motherfucker. Only small market owners are concerned over that. Fans are concerned about owners that are unwilling to spend some of their profit to upgrade their teams.
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No, motherfucker. Only small market owners are concerned over that. Fans are concerned about owners that are unwilling to spend some of their profit to upgrade their teams.
Someone put their name on this bowl preview.
December 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Someone put their name on this bowl preview.
This is fuckin' stupid weather.
August 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
This is fuckin' stupid weather.
1st Concert: Depeche Mode
Last Concert: Portugal the Man
Worst: Jimmy Buffet
Loudest: Imagine Dragons
Best: Jay Farrar
Most Surprising: Barenaked Ladies
Happy I got to see: REM
Wish I could have seen: Public Enemy
Next: no plans right now...
Last Concert: Portugal the Man
Worst: Jimmy Buffet
Loudest: Imagine Dragons
Best: Jay Farrar
Most Surprising: Barenaked Ladies
Happy I got to see: REM
Wish I could have seen: Public Enemy
Next: no plans right now...
1st Concert: Jimmy Buffet (yes. shut it.)
Last Concert: psychodots
Worst: Cake.
Loudest: Rammstein
Best: 1. Beastie Boys 2. Brainiac 3. Afghan Whigs
Most Surprising: Alanis Morissette
Happy I got to see: Depeche Mode
Wish I could have seen: R.E.M.
Next: The band "more".
Last Concert: psychodots
Worst: Cake.
Loudest: Rammstein
Best: 1. Beastie Boys 2. Brainiac 3. Afghan Whigs
Most Surprising: Alanis Morissette
Happy I got to see: Depeche Mode
Wish I could have seen: R.E.M.
Next: The band "more".
August 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
1st Concert: Depeche Mode
Last Concert: Portugal the Man
Worst: Jimmy Buffet
Loudest: Imagine Dragons
Best: Jay Farrar
Most Surprising: Barenaked Ladies
Happy I got to see: REM
Wish I could have seen: Public Enemy
Next: no plans right now...
Last Concert: Portugal the Man
Worst: Jimmy Buffet
Loudest: Imagine Dragons
Best: Jay Farrar
Most Surprising: Barenaked Ladies
Happy I got to see: REM
Wish I could have seen: Public Enemy
Next: no plans right now...
Describe your in-person social skills with an image
August 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Describe your in-person social skills with an image
This is up there with sports teams that commission studies to show that a new stadium will generate one bazillion dollars for the local economy.
As any math teacher would say, "Show your work."
As any math teacher would say, "Show your work."
July 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This is up there with sports teams that commission studies to show that a new stadium will generate one bazillion dollars for the local economy.
As any math teacher would say, "Show your work."
As any math teacher would say, "Show your work."
A long way to go for lunch.
July 31, 2024 at 3:27 PM
A long way to go for lunch.
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June 26, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Yeahhhhh boiiiiiii...
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I'm not sure how anyone could say or type this without at least a sarcastic wink.
June 8, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I'm not sure how anyone could say or type this without at least a sarcastic wink.
I, too, plan on retiring more than a half decade from now.
February 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I, too, plan on retiring more than a half decade from now.