Low Flying Panic Attack
farlerac.bsky.social
Low Flying Panic Attack
@farlerac.bsky.social
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional and I promise to exploit you

Oxford, OH
Maren Morris
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I won't feel horrible if we lose to Marshall but I want OU to feel all of the pain of losing.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
+1 Parappa reference.
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Leftist antifa goons funded by Big Weather want you to believe this but if the moisture had complied and kept clear of all of the cold air none of this would have happened.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
That's fine. Every time my golden retrievers see me it's like the first time they've done that, too.
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Sexy Rexy says "don't knock out til you've tried it."
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
By the looks of that face I think he's trying his damndest.
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Stop denying your true feelings.
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Replying here since not everyone would get it:
Watching the original Mortal Kombat movie (1995) ... at the cinemas in Norwood.
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Probably about the same but I'm leaving early to try to beat it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And of course I must drive to Columbus Saturday afternoon. Should be a blast.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Holiday songs can't all be as good as Christmas Wrapping.
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
She is not very bright. We tell her all the time that she's lucky that she's pretty.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Same, except cat.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For a minute I thought this was saying that Byrne had created something called a T Shirt and all I could think was, "well, it's probably better than the ones I wear anyways."
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They were in the playoffs last year as the bottom seed, where we lost to Tippecanoe.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
great use of one of the best Hedberg jokes ever.
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
On the flip side -- I left the library because I wanted to do more sysadmin stuff.
September 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I feel like you already know...
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This seems relevant: bsky.app/profile/clim...
Floods? More intense rain? Dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria?

Total column precipitable water has increased about 7.7% since the early 1940's.
July 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM