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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a SHUTTLECRAFT! Riker is sitting on the driver's side but the pic is close in. He's looking up kind of doing that thing you do when you're otherwise just hanging but someone says something that makes you do a record scratch. Closed caption reads, "Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Uhura, in red uniform, sits at her communications station on the bridge, working the various bleep bloop bleeps. Closed caption reads "Spock: I AM INSIDE YOU."
July 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Beano #645, Nov 27, 1954
Biffo, pursued by a swarm of Middle-Aged Children who want to steal his Delicious Cake, evades them by leaping into the sewer. This is a good place to take a Delicious Cake, or anything else you will be eating later. BIFFO: I'll escape down this manhole.
July 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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King Classics: Moby Dick (5350)
May 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Ok, so Iggy Pop is a Vorta which is a humanoid alien with tall swooping up ears along the edge of the face, super pale skin, and jet black hair. Here, he is standing and touching the large bald head of a bowing Ferengi who as we know have heads that kind of look like butts with large and round lobes almost equal to the size of their heads. Closed caption reads, "Here, feel how smooth my head is."
May 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Vampirella 75 (5143)
May 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Beano #883, June 20, 1959
Biffo proudly struts down the street eating a toffee apple while wearing a goldfish bowl over his head for personal protection. BIFFO: Now perhaps I can lick it in safety!
April 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Beano #902, Oct 31, 1959
Biffo attempts to put together a model kit but squeezes the glue too hard and it explodes in a sticky mess of 1950s carcinogens. BIFFO: Wow! I've pressed so hard I've burst the tube!
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on a nice planet, it's green and bright. Worf is hugging a lady with long 80's crimped bleached blond hair. He's doing a side eye mid-hug and stern as per usual. Closed caption reads, "Nice planet."
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Star Trek The Animated series scene. It's a cartoon shot and we see an outstretched arm holding a communicator in open position. You can't hear it because it's a picture but it makes a cute lil' chirp sound when you flip it open. Sometimes when I go to pay at a store I do this with my wallet and make the sound effects, it's a lot of fun, you should try it. It definitely won't embarrass your spouse. Closed caption reads: [PURRING HAPPILY]
February 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Mood.
February 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Kira and Dax are standing in the ops bullpen on station. Kira is reading off a PADD, with Dax just to her side and looking pretty far out daydreamy trippin balls about something. Closed caption reads, "He's going to have his first Orb Experience.
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Alexander Oscar Levy, American (1881-1947), Resting, 1930, oil on canvas, 40 x 40 in, private collection
February 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in "personal quarters" ifyouknowwhatimean and Worf is sitting on a bed, in uniform. Troi is behind him, hands on his shoulders, with her face in close to his neck, like she's giving him a lil' kissy-wissy. But see, what's funny is that Worf here looks kind of horrified or shocked by all this and so at a glance you might think she's biting him like a vampire. Ok end scene.
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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NANCY
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January 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Biffo opens a wrapped box and holds up a small suspiciously-shaped yellow object. The printing makes him look like he is blushing coyly. Buster is FURIOUS. He is having NONE of this. BIFFO: --That's just what it is!
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM