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Brian Kelly except his head is his torso and it’s connected to his arms
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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theonion.com
Commentary: The Cost Of This Wedding Is Making Me Matri-moan-y!
The Cost Of This Wedding Is Making Me Matri-moan-y!
My dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this man and this woman…and this empty wallet and this wiped-out checking account…in the bonds of holy moly, this wedding is exp...
theonion.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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lukeknox.me
there’s a bunch of these and they’re all good
September 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00) ABC: Attack On America America Attacked America In Crisis America Still In Crisis NBC: A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You? CBS Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit Medicating Dan Rather BET Wartime At The Apollo Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change MTV The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy Carson Daly In Way Over His Head Lifetime Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls History Last Tuesday In History Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It Last Tuesday In History (rerun)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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llarisah.bsky.social
I took judo classes for idk 8 years or something & this presentation condenses everything I learned and more
hollyanderson.bsky.social Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · Sep 5
in these troubled times let’s also review some vital self-defense tactics
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
In our hearts we all knew if any section was gonna do this shit, it would likely be the trumpets

www.instagram.com/reel/DODziWW...
September 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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allelitewrestling.com
When someone says those 8 perfect words ...
No, Max Caster didn’t make us post this
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
this is even better than everyone says it is and this bit hit me over the goddamn head so hard www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/m...
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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cjzero.bsky.social
"Wienies, start your engines!"
May 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
April 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM