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Will // 32 // Norman, OK
Cleveland Browns fan, by choice.
Known Abilities: Writing, Animal taming, Thinking of one-liners like 30 minutes after the moment.
Website: TBA
The new Sailing update from Old School RuneScape is one of the most fun and exciting updates, and as far as I'm concerned it's been an absolute blast. Even just sailing around looking at all of the new islands that were added is so surreal. If you haven't looked into it I highly recommend it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
POV: You're Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Okay the Colts are making it worth getting up this early.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man therapy is dope.

People should get therapy as a routine maintenance measure.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whoever made this stupid achievement in Ghostwire: Tokyo to get a 1% chance roll on an item you can only use every 5 minutes without save-scamming is a hoe.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Okay, short version of why I'm back: Had a six month detox of social media, and I'm feeling much more mentally healthy. I have been working on some content creation stuff in the background, and I want to start posting it here (once it is properly made to look nice) for others to enjoy.
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m moving to Cincinnati in like six weeks that’s insane.
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I just had the most uncomfortable reaction of shooting Monster energy drink through my nose when I saw this skeet.
coming this holiday season
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Leon S. Kennedy Shoots Down Chainsaw-Wielding Musk

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Leon S. Kennedy Shoots Down Chainsaw-Wielding Musk
WASHINGTON — Tesla CEO, loving father, and President of the United States, Elon Musk, was shot dead last night while wielding a chainsaw on-stage at…
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February 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
king shit
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's looking like Ukraine got coerced into signing away the family farm, according to Zelenskyy's tweet.

Jesus fuck we really are speedrunning the downfall of American Imperialism in the most hellish way possible.
February 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In other news, I bought a Koss Porta Pro and a FiiO Jade DAC as a replacement for my Beats headphones that got stolen out of my car, and BOY HOWDY do these things make a difference. I can't make fun of the audiophiles anymore, they're on to something.
February 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Realized I never said anything but I got engaged last week huzzah
February 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Mac McClung is the Cooper Dejean of the NBA G-League.

God damn someone get him a contract he has clearly got the chops for the big leagues.
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
And in a totally shocking turn of events, the political climate has shifted so far right that the political party that supports gay marriage is making homophobic jokes instead of actually doing anything about the fascist who has access to the entire country's private banking and personal data.
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Motherfucker.
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If you told me that I would EMPHATICALLY agree with Stephen A. Smith on something in 2025 I would've laughed, but here we are.

Way to stand on business, Stephen.
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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i try not to complain about joke thieves but i’ve spent years cultivating a shtick of posting dispensable bullshit that’s of use to nobody and it sucks to see people stealing it
Tonight Donald Trump fired dozens of prosecutors at the DC U.S. Attorney's office and agents at the FBI.

Another Friday Night Massacre, as the President removes those loyal to the constitution.

And installs those loyal to him.
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Looks like I'm learning Arch this week. Might as well, given the everything.
January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So, for the first time, I feel genuinely okay with my weight.

Staying around 250 feels right. Hell yeah.
January 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Costco's unionized workers vote to authorize nationwide strike

The company was rightly praised for standing firm on the importance of DEI, but how it bargains with/treats its unionized workers is important too
Costco's unionized workers vote to authorize nationwide strike
The Teamsters union released the results of the strike vote on Sunday evening.
abcnews.go.com
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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US median voters have wonderous minds
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM