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probably a government spy drone. (i'm a real human person just having fun with a username.)
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My sister in law added this photo she took of a highland cow in Scotland to my aura frame we got for sharing pictures of my new baby nephew and that's how you know she really gets me
June 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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BREAKING:

The opinion of a random person you just encountered online is not, in fact, the universally embraced belief of "the Left" or "Liberals" or whoever else you'd like to paint with a broad brush.

More as this story develops.
June 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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#birdbot
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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springing into action
June 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
LRT dunno if true but that's A+
June 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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just a reminder that the dem who ran this campaign unseated a 3x gop incumbent who had never won by less than double digits
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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"What I found particularly disturbing was that a bomb would drop, maybe on a crowded tented area, and then the drones would come down and pick off civilians, children. And we had description after description. This is not an occasional thing. This was day after day after day."

youtu.be/TpVuNncow7k
June 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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We should go back to shaming people who bet on sports
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Jun 4
FanDuel has banned a bettor who posted a video of himself heckling Gabby Thomas at a recent track event and claimed "it made my parlay win."
Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas
FanDuel has banned a bettor who posted a video of himself heckling Gabby Thomas at a recent track event and claimed "it made my parlay win."
spr.ly
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
really no excuse now for people who think reading her work is harmless:

www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...
J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization
This is where "Harry Potter" profits are going.
www.advocate.com
June 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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pretty funny how jack from twitter was like “bluesky is the future of the open internet. i’m all in.” and then we very lightly bullied him for like 5 seconds and he immediately was like nvm
May 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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what’s- what’s the good way
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Shit! Fuck!
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Steve wakes up and chooses violence.
May 13, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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🪶 Red-tailed hawks with ribbon 🎀
May 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Dwayne Johnson Honored For Accomplishments In Neck Acting
theonion.com/dwayne-...
May 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM