F41THF4LL
faithfall.bsky.social
F41THF4LL
@faithfall.bsky.social
i work in big tech but i’d rather talk big shit. certified hater. number one grumpy guy
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ups knocks on my door: ups

me: delivery-type pokemon
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
do NOT let me around making a sauce because i WILL eyeball the measurements. i’ll fuck it all up. i’ll turn that cute vinaigrette into a pickling mixture and everyone will be upset.
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
pee pee. but also. sometimes? well. heh. poo poo.
November 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
me: mukbang content creators are an upper echelon of human beings

guy on 90 day fiance: that’s nice dude but i gotta move to china to be with my wife i’ve never met and i have to use google translate to communicate with. and on that google translate she shames me for being poor. wait did you say mu
November 20, 2024 at 1:36 AM
reality shows rule because they constantly show me i could be 10x worse, jobless, have gonorrhea and still find love <3
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
everyone pays to eat, right? what if you got paid to eat. it’s like flipping reality on its head. anyway that’s why i think mukbang content creators are one of the few groups allowed to escape the simulation
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
oh so someone asks what makes a good day and i say gettin some sloppy toppy and all of a sudden im blocked and my quote skeet makes no sense! wowwwwwwwww #blueskysupport pls fix
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 AM
they got people from 2013 pretending to be their pets on this app helllll yea
November 19, 2024 at 9:49 AM
sloppity toppity’d up to the very tip top every day. yes sir. mmhmm. thank u. right there.
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
i don’t like that people being quoted can just kill the quote. there’s no fun in not being able to dunk on people.
November 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
weaponized competency
I asked my wife if she could pause Stardew Valley and help me with a few chores, but she's playing "farmcore" mode where if you even try to pause, it deletes your save and you have to start from scratch

Huge respect to indie game designers willing to go out on a limb with mechanics like that
November 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
#bluesky feed algo synopsis so far

good
- very good discoverability
- actually shows posts by smaller accounts you might be interested in

bad
- slow algo training
- seems to push political/bluesky positivity posts
- unfollowing someone doesn’t change your algo so you have to mute as well
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:20 AM
look at this hgtv ass reveal #art #upcycle #woodwork
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
on mondays i schedule a coffee delivery for right as i wake up so i start my week feeling like a little angel loves me but the angel was just fiscally irresponsible past me
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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When you’re a kid you think “when I grow up I can eat pancakes whenever I want” but you don’t realize adults want to eat pancakes all the time, and they must, and good pancakes require sacrifice, and sacrifices require patience and a steady hand and a lifetime walking the spatula’s treacherous edge
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
sometimes i like to pop in to soulja boy's twitch channel just bc of the chatters he gets
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
fucks me up how you can be so sad, so depressed, and then you spend thirty minutes in the sun and maybe draw a little doodle and everything is magic again
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Sorry if you feel like “yo momma so fat” is a specious argument but rather than reacting emotionally, instead disprove it to me in the marketplace of ideas by showing me pictures of your mother in a bikini
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 PM
every post on my feed is talking about how bluesky cured their cancer, saved them from depression, and reverted the election results. nice try bluesky marketing team
November 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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#promosky
November 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM
working on a repurposing project. if they don’t look absolutely fire i will NOT be sharing the end results!!!

#art #furniture #woodworking #creatives
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
piccolo rick
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 PM