They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Nearly one million of Gaza’s 1.1 million olive trees have been destroyed—bulldozed by Israeli forces, left to die from thirst, or trapped behind military lines. In his new report for Drop Site, Gaza journalist Mohamed Suleiman reports from Al-Mawasi and Khan Younis, where farmers are enduring...

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This is my blood

"I can't say what I think should happen to thieves like this.”

@404media.co asked me what I thought about this shit.

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If you think the rapture is happening offer a final act of charity to a wretch like me and give me all your fucking money. Thanks and have a blessed ascension 🙏

The loudest goalposts are the pandemic era ones that were mic'd up in Indiana

My tribute

finding out private equity is making big investments in your industry is like finding out your name just popped up at the top of a serial killer's notes app

The Diamondbacks are worth watching this year to see new, spectacular ends to games where they somehow manage to lose despite being brilliant. Hell of a run.

I hope everyone working on LLMs has reckoned with their role in building a technology that, so far, has offered little to no benefit to humanity — while causing real harm by degrading art, undermining labor in creative industries, and straight up automating political propaganda

Liberation Day? No thank you. I’m having Libation Day, which is me calling in sick to work and getting drunk as shit before morning rush hour calms down. That’s freedom you fuckin dorks 🫡🍻

As tariffs hit Canada and Mexico, I wish we heeded Bret Hart’s revelation earlier