god’s favourite boyfailure (he/him)
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god’s favourite boyfailure (he/him)
@failboyshitstorm.bsky.social
cisgender heterosexual male <- me when i lie
piranhas have been a way smaller issue in my life than i expected them to be as a kid
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here, but if even if you're not an artist, that goofy meme idea in your head will be a thousand times funnier if you just do a crappy drawing of it yourself vs using generative A.I.
February 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Happy tenth birthday to a real one
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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I’m seeing a lot of soft takes from industry mutuals at the moment that we shouldn’t be so hard on those who use generative AI because it’s becoming harder and harder to resist.
Wrong. Betraying your ethics (and your peers) because ‘everyone else is doing it’ does not suddenly make it acceptable.
February 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love conversation hearts season. I love candy that tastes like chalk. I'm eating some now
February 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
realest shit on the fucking PLANET
I grew up without money. Principles can be expensive, but a good night's sleep is priceless. 3/?
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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I grew up without money. Principles can be expensive, but a good night's sleep is priceless. 3/?
February 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Ellie has decided she is a handy cat
January 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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hey bro are you okay i noticed your leitmotif is playing in minor key and down tempo
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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its been a nice one :D. thanks!
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Happy New Year! As we reflect on the past and stumble into 2025 here's an absolute mood from Stephen Sondheim www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMoT...
First Transition
YouTube video by Release - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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like once a week someone asks "hey does anyone know about this completely insane thing that's like looking into a yawning vortex of madness" and i have to sigh and go "yes i personally know several people involved" probably because i pissed off some wilderness god at some point
January 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I was hate watching Glee and ended up showing it to my young gay friend for the first time. After watching Will Schuester sing hip hop, he has decided he is gay no longer.
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Sevika! #arcane
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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overnight oats? no, i need like three weeks' notice
December 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
WANT
Antique furniture gets a rep of being fussy and unsuitable for efficient spaces but everyone had tiny homes just like we do and some pieces need to make a comeback

introducing the genius monk's bench (images from Chairish):
December 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
not a want but a need
December 4, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Preorders now open for Karlach (and Clive) Funko Pops! @funko.bsky.social #Streamily streamily.com/samanthabeart
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
“Staph aureus: fast”
I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
December 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
yeah sure sometimes absence makes the heart grow fonder but sometimes absence makes the heart realise how much better you feel when you’re not around that person
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 AM