uncanny valley ranch --⃤🏳️🌈
@faggamuffin.bsky.social
'dick'ensian faggamuffin | ceo of being poor | flopulist | ❤️ sci fi, gardening, my chickens
you can have stains on your clothes as a treat
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you can have stains on your clothes as a treat
starting to feel like i should post more on bsky because the other place is having server issues
March 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
starting to feel like i should post more on bsky because the other place is having server issues
what are these mice in my walls even up to????!!? bro GO TO SLEEP!
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
what are these mice in my walls even up to????!!? bro GO TO SLEEP!
now that i have fooled those stupid ghosts by being nice for one day, I'm going straight back to scooging - full time!
December 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
now that i have fooled those stupid ghosts by being nice for one day, I'm going straight back to scooging - full time!
reindeer cookies
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
reindeer cookies
was looking to get some of my magic cards cataloged and saw this doodad for using the manabox app on your phone to scan them but i would have to 3d print it. so a cake stand and a spare deck box and a phone box later we are in business
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
was looking to get some of my magic cards cataloged and saw this doodad for using the manabox app on your phone to scan them but i would have to 3d print it. so a cake stand and a spare deck box and a phone box later we are in business
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how i feel when the recipe needs vanilla from one of these little bottles
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
how i feel when the recipe needs vanilla from one of these little bottles
why the elephant gotta be white?!
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
why the elephant gotta be white?!
me holding my balls
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 AM
me holding my balls
president xi, please 🥺, America needs you now.
restarting my chip thread over here because twitter doesn’t deserve it: sweet and sour chicken Lays are exactly as good as you’d imagine
December 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
president xi, please 🥺, America needs you now.
that type of sci-fi when your generation ship has a dolphinarium but all the dolphins have gone insane from being isolated for generations
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 PM
that type of sci-fi when your generation ship has a dolphinarium but all the dolphins have gone insane from being isolated for generations
this merry Christmas sign that we have hung on our gate the last like 40 years keeps breaking and looking increasingly deranged. im getting better at painting letters on challenging surfaces though
December 2, 2024 at 10:07 PM
this merry Christmas sign that we have hung on our gate the last like 40 years keeps breaking and looking increasingly deranged. im getting better at painting letters on challenging surfaces though
born to be kind of tired, forced to lay down
December 2, 2024 at 2:39 PM
born to be kind of tired, forced to lay down
need more movies that happen almost entirely underwater
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
need more movies that happen almost entirely underwater
guess who's been eating mostly cheese and fudge since Thanksgiving
December 1, 2024 at 1:19 AM
guess who's been eating mostly cheese and fudge since Thanksgiving
things are about to get super drogenous up in here
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
things are about to get super drogenous up in here
sometimes im just overwhelmed by how bitter i am capable of being
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
sometimes im just overwhelmed by how bitter i am capable of being
thinking about running a Toyotathon this year
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
thinking about running a Toyotathon this year
chairman meow meow meow meow
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November 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
chairman meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
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when my uncle asks what i been up to lately
a man with a beard is looking at another man with the words they say time below him
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at another man with the words they say time below him
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 2:04 AM
when my uncle asks what i been up to lately
floating up into the fatmosphere
November 29, 2024 at 1:57 AM
floating up into the fatmosphere
lying to yourself is free
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
lying to yourself is free
gangster selection of wine tonight
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
gangster selection of wine tonight
they took our ceelo and replaced them with jellyroll and thought nobody would notice
November 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
they took our ceelo and replaced them with jellyroll and thought nobody would notice