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'dick'ensian faggamuffin | ceo of being poor | flopulist | ❤️ sci fi, gardening, my chickens
you can have stains on your clothes as a treat
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you can have stains on your clothes as a treat
seems like allot of money but i just imagine selling these individually would take forever to find each card
December 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
seems like allot of money but i just imagine selling these individually would take forever to find each card
now that i have fooled those stupid ghosts by being nice for one day, I'm going straight back to scooging - full time!
December 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
now that i have fooled those stupid ghosts by being nice for one day, I'm going straight back to scooging - full time!
reindeer cookies
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
reindeer cookies
was looking to get some of my magic cards cataloged and saw this doodad for using the manabox app on your phone to scan them but i would have to 3d print it. so a cake stand and a spare deck box and a phone box later we are in business
December 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
was looking to get some of my magic cards cataloged and saw this doodad for using the manabox app on your phone to scan them but i would have to 3d print it. so a cake stand and a spare deck box and a phone box later we are in business
how i feel when the recipe needs vanilla from one of these little bottles
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
how i feel when the recipe needs vanilla from one of these little bottles
me holding my balls
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 AM
me holding my balls
pretty sure these are late 70s but these are the China my mom got at her wedding. we recently decided this Thanksgiving it's time to take them off the top shelf and get ready to get rid of them
December 3, 2024 at 10:58 PM
pretty sure these are late 70s but these are the China my mom got at her wedding. we recently decided this Thanksgiving it's time to take them off the top shelf and get ready to get rid of them
this merry Christmas sign that we have hung on our gate the last like 40 years keeps breaking and looking increasingly deranged. im getting better at painting letters on challenging surfaces though
December 2, 2024 at 10:07 PM
this merry Christmas sign that we have hung on our gate the last like 40 years keeps breaking and looking increasingly deranged. im getting better at painting letters on challenging surfaces though
guess who's been eating mostly cheese and fudge since Thanksgiving
December 1, 2024 at 1:19 AM
guess who's been eating mostly cheese and fudge since Thanksgiving
gangster selection of wine tonight
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
gangster selection of wine tonight
being nice to all my cousins just in case they brought drugs
November 28, 2024 at 10:38 PM
being nice to all my cousins just in case they brought drugs
flushing my aunt's toilet a second time to see if the streaks of poop go away on their own
November 28, 2024 at 10:37 PM
flushing my aunt's toilet a second time to see if the streaks of poop go away on their own
when every body else watching the football game, I'm here watching season 2 episode 3 of some show
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM
when every body else watching the football game, I'm here watching season 2 episode 3 of some show
coming back from a walk with my cousin
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
coming back from a walk with my cousin
the photos you and your cousins used to mail out every school year sitting framed on some random table at your aunt's house
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
the photos you and your cousins used to mail out every school year sitting framed on some random table at your aunt's house
hawk hanging out on the porch
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
hawk hanging out on the porch
president xi our people yearn for glaze and seasoning
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
president xi our people yearn for glaze and seasoning
this baddie
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
this baddie
bringing this kind of tension to going around the table saying what we are thankful for
November 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
bringing this kind of tension to going around the table saying what we are thankful for
DIY almond joy fudge
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
DIY almond joy fudge
at some point my dad bought a coconut at a garage sale that I guess is someone else's family heirloom it looks like it was mailed from Hawaii the stamps are pretty old but I don't know what year? what do I even do with something like this? feels evil to throw it away but I don't want it?
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
at some point my dad bought a coconut at a garage sale that I guess is someone else's family heirloom it looks like it was mailed from Hawaii the stamps are pretty old but I don't know what year? what do I even do with something like this? feels evil to throw it away but I don't want it?
my dad bought this coconut at a garage sale at some point in the past 30 years. it was apparently mailed home from Hawaii possibly during one of the wars?? honestly want to throw it out but feels like i shouldn't
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 PM
my dad bought this coconut at a garage sale at some point in the past 30 years. it was apparently mailed home from Hawaii possibly during one of the wars?? honestly want to throw it out but feels like i shouldn't
plants i want
Oriental Hawthorne
Korean spindle tree
Oriental Hawthorne
Korean spindle tree
November 24, 2024 at 10:42 PM
plants i want
Oriental Hawthorne
Korean spindle tree
Oriental Hawthorne
Korean spindle tree
putting you in the starting to get on my nerves pack
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
putting you in the starting to get on my nerves pack