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'dick'ensian faggamuffin | ceo of being poor | flopulist | ❤️ sci fi, gardening, my chickens
(the oceans are battlefields)
April 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(the oceans are battlefields)
the year is 2025 pixels are illegal
April 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
the year is 2025 pixels are illegal
dehydrated
April 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
dehydrated
would you still love me if my sample came back inconclusive
March 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
would you still love me if my sample came back inconclusive
damn what did you do to blow out the old one??
March 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
damn what did you do to blow out the old one??
hey ken any chance we'll get to see drug test results for the CEO???
was there an autopsy??
was there an autopsy??
December 28, 2024 at 4:20 AM
hey ken any chance we'll get to see drug test results for the CEO???
was there an autopsy??
was there an autopsy??
seems like allot of money but i just imagine selling these individually would take forever to find each card
December 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
seems like allot of money but i just imagine selling these individually would take forever to find each card
🙏 i hope so. i have to worry about raccoons and hawks where i am and have lost a few little homesteaders over the years. so now i do a little headcount every night to make sure everyone made it back to the coop.
December 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
🙏 i hope so. i have to worry about raccoons and hawks where i am and have lost a few little homesteaders over the years. so now i do a little headcount every night to make sure everyone made it back to the coop.
bucket could work too
December 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
bucket could work too
you might want to put an upside down bin on top of her over night to make her a little less accessible to predators over night
December 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
you might want to put an upside down bin on top of her over night to make her a little less accessible to predators over night
calling up pete buttigeg on the phone just to say hi
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
calling up pete buttigeg on the phone just to say hi
this but for how to wipe your butt
December 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
this but for how to wipe your butt
no it's not, you don't know what you're talking about stupid frog
December 14, 2024 at 5:54 PM
no it's not, you don't know what you're talking about stupid frog
type of bluesky where everyone bully's you and you only
December 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
type of bluesky where everyone bully's you and you only
i mean the states can try to take him off the ballot but the supreme court seems to think it's really up to Congress to remove someone who is unqualified for the position after the election.
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
i mean the states can try to take him off the ballot but the supreme court seems to think it's really up to Congress to remove someone who is unqualified for the position after the election.
honestly they should just try to delay the trial until we get closer to the 2028 elections because I'm pretty sure if we elect him president they can't send him to jail...
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
honestly they should just try to delay the trial until we get closer to the 2028 elections because I'm pretty sure if we elect him president they can't send him to jail...