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[she/her] 🏳️⚧️ ~30 {🔞MDNI }
being given a ton of magic items for a DND oneshot. i cooked up a barbarian who resists literally every damage type. i feel disgusted with myself. I cannot use this character
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
being given a ton of magic items for a DND oneshot. i cooked up a barbarian who resists literally every damage type. i feel disgusted with myself. I cannot use this character
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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
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There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
smoking on the pack that makes me think i should be named franklyn
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
smoking on the pack that makes me think i should be named franklyn
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This can’t be stressed enough. Justices Kavanaugh, Barrett, and Roberts ALL worked on the Florida 2000 recount for Bush as young lawyers.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This can’t be stressed enough. Justices Kavanaugh, Barrett, and Roberts ALL worked on the Florida 2000 recount for Bush as young lawyers.
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This is one of the best synopses of Symptoms Syndrome I've ever read 😭
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is one of the best synopses of Symptoms Syndrome I've ever read 😭
my job is that once a month a vampire comes to drain all my blood. this happens at random without warning and almost kills me every time, but there's no other responsibilities so it's pretty great in this economy.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my job is that once a month a vampire comes to drain all my blood. this happens at random without warning and almost kills me every time, but there's no other responsibilities so it's pretty great in this economy.
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of course I know her… she’s me!
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
of course I know her… she’s me!
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
one of my DnD characters died in a oneshot session. it was fun! i secretly made her the older sister of another character i play, and now that character's story is much more dramatic!
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
one of my DnD characters died in a oneshot session. it was fun! i secretly made her the older sister of another character i play, and now that character's story is much more dramatic!
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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really feeling this today
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
really feeling this today
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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Indeed emails be like “we found an open position at Slavery for you”
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Indeed emails be like “we found an open position at Slavery for you”
everyday the Lord tests me and everyday i fail in increasingly convoluted and bizarre ways
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
everyday the Lord tests me and everyday i fail in increasingly convoluted and bizarre ways
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Your sexbot is a Mechanical Turk.
Now imagine sharing your private fantasies with what you believe is a bot that cannot judge or remember. Just that, on the other side, is a man in a one-room home in Nairobi, pretending to be an AI companion.
That man is Michael, and this is his story: data-workers.org/michael/
That man is Michael, and this is his story: data-workers.org/michael/
The Emotional Labor Behind AI Intimacy, by Michael Geoffrey Asia.
Imagine confiding your most private fantasies to what you believe is an unfeeling algorithm that cannot judge or remember. Now imagine that on the other side of that conversation is a man sitting in a...
data-workers.org
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Your sexbot is a Mechanical Turk.
i have a bad habit of saying my theories and guesses in a tone that implies 100% confidence and certainty in their truthfulness
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i have a bad habit of saying my theories and guesses in a tone that implies 100% confidence and certainty in their truthfulness
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
we're bringing "dubloon" back. it means $20 now.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
we're bringing "dubloon" back. it means $20 now.