EyeHeyChew
@eyeheychew.bsky.social
Est. 1981. Yep, that's me in the PFP. Can you guess what movie that is? Gamer nerd, foodie, animal lover, insect hater & non believer. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Fuck this current administration. #blacksky
25 years ago I watched a roast battle between two classmates in trade school. A woman told this dude his beard looked like roach legs were glued to his face, the back of his neck smelled like spoiled brisket and that he looked like a Madball reject. IDK why that Madball dig stuck with me 😂
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
25 years ago I watched a roast battle between two classmates in trade school. A woman told this dude his beard looked like roach legs were glued to his face, the back of his neck smelled like spoiled brisket and that he looked like a Madball reject. IDK why that Madball dig stuck with me 😂
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Everyday I check social media ready to throw something on the grill.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Everyday I check social media ready to throw something on the grill.
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
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December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Trump's name is redacted from files that we know previously contained it...
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trump's name is redacted from files that we know previously contained it...
🤣 man wtf is this timeline? This bitch wants to swashbuckle on the high seas now?
I'm tired of being a part of this garbage person's Make a Wish.
I'm tired of being a part of this garbage person's Make a Wish.
So... National Socialist States of America to USSA to International War Crimes to Terrorist State.
And Drumpf isn't even a full year into his 'presidency'.
Full scale quarantine, embargo, sanctions, asset freeze, and severing of all diplomatic and corporate ties please.
And Drumpf isn't even a full year into his 'presidency'.
Full scale quarantine, embargo, sanctions, asset freeze, and severing of all diplomatic and corporate ties please.
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🤣 man wtf is this timeline? This bitch wants to swashbuckle on the high seas now?
I'm tired of being a part of this garbage person's Make a Wish.
I'm tired of being a part of this garbage person's Make a Wish.
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
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Wife of murdered bigot endorses Vance for 2028 www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Wife of murdered bigot endorses Vance for 2028 www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Wife of murdered bigot endorses Vance for 2028
Erika Kirk, widow of conservative activist Charlie Kirk and the head of right-wing pressure group Turning Point USA, endorsed Vice President JD Vance for president on Thursday night. Turning Point’...
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December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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shut the fuck up. they've had 50 years to catch up and won't pay workers the compensation we're worth. don't piss me off.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
shut the fuck up. they've had 50 years to catch up and won't pay workers the compensation we're worth. don't piss me off.
Only a genuine piece of shit can make a double murder about themselves.
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Only a genuine piece of shit can make a double murder about themselves.
Bro, I would slit my throat right in front of her while laughing and not breaking eye contact. Ain't no way the last thing she remembers about me is gonna be a sample size of meat 😭
This is why you get pictures and videos first… 2 years wasted 😭I would be so sad especially if we’re emotionally connected
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bro, I would slit my throat right in front of her while laughing and not breaking eye contact. Ain't no way the last thing she remembers about me is gonna be a sample size of meat 😭
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Over potatoes. Yikes.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Over potatoes. Yikes.
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"You have to separate the artist from the art.
R. Kelly may have been a predator but he still has good music."
You are both Black women and are fucking apologists. Let's be real and get the fuck out of my face.
People irritate the fuck out of me, dawg. I'm ready for this day to end.
R. Kelly may have been a predator but he still has good music."
You are both Black women and are fucking apologists. Let's be real and get the fuck out of my face.
People irritate the fuck out of me, dawg. I'm ready for this day to end.
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"You have to separate the artist from the art.
R. Kelly may have been a predator but he still has good music."
You are both Black women and are fucking apologists. Let's be real and get the fuck out of my face.
People irritate the fuck out of me, dawg. I'm ready for this day to end.
R. Kelly may have been a predator but he still has good music."
You are both Black women and are fucking apologists. Let's be real and get the fuck out of my face.
People irritate the fuck out of me, dawg. I'm ready for this day to end.
Y'all crazy. This is David Alan Grier in his hot girl summer era
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Y'all crazy. This is David Alan Grier in his hot girl summer era
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
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i have a two drink max when i'm in public cuz i like to be lusty but not *loose*
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i have a two drink max when i'm in public cuz i like to be lusty but not *loose*
I really fucking hate his face. Especially this derpy ass expression.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I really fucking hate his face. Especially this derpy ass expression.
How long after this buyout will they wait to put Eleven in Mortal Kombat as a DLC character? I just know these lazy fucks can't wait to shove yet another character into lore where they don't belong.
Corporate greed kills creativity.
Corporate greed kills creativity.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
How long after this buyout will they wait to put Eleven in Mortal Kombat as a DLC character? I just know these lazy fucks can't wait to shove yet another character into lore where they don't belong.
Corporate greed kills creativity.
Corporate greed kills creativity.
La Loteria Mexican Bar & Grill. Birria burrito with consomme dip, beans & rice.
Not pictured: elote in a cup, two (2) Modelo Negra and a piña colada. 10 star service, everything was FRESH fresh to order.
I was supposed to do something else today, but a bitch is stuffed 😮💨
Not pictured: elote in a cup, two (2) Modelo Negra and a piña colada. 10 star service, everything was FRESH fresh to order.
I was supposed to do something else today, but a bitch is stuffed 😮💨
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
La Loteria Mexican Bar & Grill. Birria burrito with consomme dip, beans & rice.
Not pictured: elote in a cup, two (2) Modelo Negra and a piña colada. 10 star service, everything was FRESH fresh to order.
I was supposed to do something else today, but a bitch is stuffed 😮💨
Not pictured: elote in a cup, two (2) Modelo Negra and a piña colada. 10 star service, everything was FRESH fresh to order.
I was supposed to do something else today, but a bitch is stuffed 😮💨
There aren't any swings or jungle gyms there, either. What the fuck is this country
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There aren't any swings or jungle gyms there, either. What the fuck is this country
A lot of people are lucky I'm a pacifist. But internally I'm fighting the urge to pass a fist through their face.
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A lot of people are lucky I'm a pacifist. But internally I'm fighting the urge to pass a fist through their face.
That's what I'm saying. I'm tired of hearing about the illegal shit he does on a daily basis yet doesn't face the consequences for any of it.
If "No one is above the law" then prove it.
If "No one is above the law" then prove it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
That's what I'm saying. I'm tired of hearing about the illegal shit he does on a daily basis yet doesn't face the consequences for any of it.
If "No one is above the law" then prove it.
If "No one is above the law" then prove it.
It's been 8 years, I still don't know what the new girl sounds like. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's been 8 years, I still don't know what the new girl sounds like. 😭
Nah cuz I've been to restaurants that will sneak that gratuity charge on the final bill when we already did the math.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nah cuz I've been to restaurants that will sneak that gratuity charge on the final bill when we already did the math.