EyeHeyChew
@eyeheychew.bsky.social
Est. 1981. Yep, that's me in the PFP. Can you guess what movie that is? Gamer nerd, foodie, animal lover, insect hater & non believer. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Fuck this current administration. #blacksky
Was more of a Caramel kind of guy but Kitten's skills are top tier. Crazy that she became a bodybuilder. I kinda... Want her to take it from me. 🥹
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Was more of a Caramel kind of guy but Kitten's skills are top tier. Crazy that she became a bodybuilder. I kinda... Want her to take it from me. 🥹
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Everyday I check social media ready to throw something on the grill.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Everyday I check social media ready to throw something on the grill.
"Biggie said 'never get high on your own supply,' brudda!"
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Biggie said 'never get high on your own supply,' brudda!"
"First, pull out your bread mixer" like no. I'm ordering a pizza now.
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"First, pull out your bread mixer" like no. I'm ordering a pizza now.
The story is amazing, answered a lot of lore questions I've had over the years, but a new question has been bugging me since I completed the main quest:
HOW TF DO YOU GET LYON TO TALK TO YOU?! 😭
HOW TF DO YOU GET LYON TO TALK TO YOU?! 😭
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The story is amazing, answered a lot of lore questions I've had over the years, but a new question has been bugging me since I completed the main quest:
HOW TF DO YOU GET LYON TO TALK TO YOU?! 😭
HOW TF DO YOU GET LYON TO TALK TO YOU?! 😭
And our ability to give accurate, sometimes hurtful nicknames to damn near anything is unmatched. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And our ability to give accurate, sometimes hurtful nicknames to damn near anything is unmatched. 😂
Sis with the chair got me dying over here 😭😂
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sis with the chair got me dying over here 😭😂
MF looks like his breath smells like an old wet band aid and stomach acid.
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
MF looks like his breath smells like an old wet band aid and stomach acid.