Agent Jazz Hands
@exofuture.graphics
oops, all spaceships https://exofuture.graphics
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
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when your sword’s really long,
but you pronounce it wrong
that’s claymore
but you pronounce it wrong
that’s claymore
March 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM
when your sword’s really long,
but you pronounce it wrong
that’s claymore
but you pronounce it wrong
that’s claymore
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
I begrudgingly did age verification on Bluesky a while ago, and now it's saying I haven't and need to do it again. But I can't do it again because the button doesn't work. I put in a support ticket and didn't even get an automated email acknowledging I'd created a ticket.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I begrudgingly did age verification on Bluesky a while ago, and now it's saying I haven't and need to do it again. But I can't do it again because the button doesn't work. I put in a support ticket and didn't even get an automated email acknowledging I'd created a ticket.
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I hope one of our philanthropic 9-year-olds will deign to use 0.001% of their wealth on medicine or getting lead out of the water. Oh? Mars colonies? AI data centers? Well, they earned that wealth so they must know what's best.
If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.
If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hope one of our philanthropic 9-year-olds will deign to use 0.001% of their wealth on medicine or getting lead out of the water. Oh? Mars colonies? AI data centers? Well, they earned that wealth so they must know what's best.
If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.
If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.
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You pretty much have to tax extreme wealth and use that money to fund public works, because when you let that amount of money concentrate in private hands it only gets spent on child things, to everyone else's detriment. You let kids hold all your money and they're never gonna spend it on groceries.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You pretty much have to tax extreme wealth and use that money to fund public works, because when you let that amount of money concentrate in private hands it only gets spent on child things, to everyone else's detriment. You let kids hold all your money and they're never gonna spend it on groceries.
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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amazing thread
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
amazing thread
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
I feel like EV manufacturers are missing a trick by not doing the "cheap but looks cool" market.
I don't need a car with two 26-inch touchscreens that play Apple TV+ at 8k, and I don't need a super high performance mega-SUV...
I don't need a car with two 26-inch touchscreens that play Apple TV+ at 8k, and I don't need a super high performance mega-SUV...
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I feel like EV manufacturers are missing a trick by not doing the "cheap but looks cool" market.
I don't need a car with two 26-inch touchscreens that play Apple TV+ at 8k, and I don't need a super high performance mega-SUV...
I don't need a car with two 26-inch touchscreens that play Apple TV+ at 8k, and I don't need a super high performance mega-SUV...
It winds me up so much when news media report only "he said/she said" stories about things that are factually verifiable. Politician A said the thing is 20 metres and Politician B said it's 30 metres? Go out and fucking measure it, cowards
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It winds me up so much when news media report only "he said/she said" stories about things that are factually verifiable. Politician A said the thing is 20 metres and Politician B said it's 30 metres? Go out and fucking measure it, cowards
I think watching people play games like Portal 2 is a really good way of illustrating why ergonomics, user experience design, etc. is such an important science.
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think watching people play games like Portal 2 is a really good way of illustrating why ergonomics, user experience design, etc. is such an important science.
It's commendable that Keir Starmer wants to unite the country.
It's a little less commendable that he's doing it by constantly introducing policies everyone is united in hating
It's a little less commendable that he's doing it by constantly introducing policies everyone is united in hating
September 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It's commendable that Keir Starmer wants to unite the country.
It's a little less commendable that he's doing it by constantly introducing policies everyone is united in hating
It's a little less commendable that he's doing it by constantly introducing policies everyone is united in hating
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"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
anyway here's an #elitedangerous spaceship design
as usual, 3D perspective continues to be my weak point. There are definitely some lines that aren't quite right. But practice is practice.
as usual, 3D perspective continues to be my weak point. There are definitely some lines that aren't quite right. But practice is practice.
September 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
anyway here's an #elitedangerous spaceship design
as usual, 3D perspective continues to be my weak point. There are definitely some lines that aren't quite right. But practice is practice.
as usual, 3D perspective continues to be my weak point. There are definitely some lines that aren't quite right. But practice is practice.
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And my article is out! This case has fascinated me like few others. admiralcloudberg.medium.com/crucible-of-...
Crucible of the Cascade: The crash of Gazpromavia flight 9608
How maintenance and design errors led to a fateful battle between a Russian flight crew and a deadly automation “cascade.”
admiralcloudberg.medium.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And my article is out! This case has fascinated me like few others. admiralcloudberg.medium.com/crucible-of-...
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i think it’s wild how many people are fine with leaving their children a totally uninhabitable world that’s inevitably pitched in constant bloody conflict over who gets the last resources so they can have copilot email tone rewriting and slop memes of trump as a taco with a drooping fold.
In late June, Google quietly scrubbed its pledge to hit net zero by 2030 from its sustainability website as it goes full steam ahead on hyperscale data centers and generative AI.
Google deletes net-zero pledge from sustainability website
Five years ago, Google’s climate action ambitions were the gold standard for Big Tech. Then, with power demand spikes from AI data centres, in July it scrubbed its sustainability website of its 2030 n...
www.nationalobserver.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i think it’s wild how many people are fine with leaving their children a totally uninhabitable world that’s inevitably pitched in constant bloody conflict over who gets the last resources so they can have copilot email tone rewriting and slop memes of trump as a taco with a drooping fold.
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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Waiter: may i recommend the steak?
Dracula: you may not
Dracula: you may not
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Waiter: may i recommend the steak?
Dracula: you may not
Dracula: you may not
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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Joseon Frontier
2019
2019
July 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Joseon Frontier
2019
2019
I just installed a new motherboard and I have to say, I can't wait for the Star Trek future where all computer internal components consist of neat rows of identical easily-swappable cards, without cables or weird form factors
July 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just installed a new motherboard and I have to say, I can't wait for the Star Trek future where all computer internal components consist of neat rows of identical easily-swappable cards, without cables or weird form factors