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OH THEY CAN???
It didn't look like it from the pictures. I'm so sorry, I must have got something mixed up. That's awesome, I retract the accusation of cowardice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yeah but if they were really committed to the art they would've made a lock that works both ways. The legendary double-butted t-rex deserves to live again
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think it's cowardice that they don't let you combine two ass ends
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
High-grade technology designed by professionals
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Another one for the people who keep track of scale: apparently that family of 4, plus dog and luggage, were transported in luxury by an at-best-two-seater fighter jet

Must have been a...cozy ride
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I hope one of our philanthropic 9-year-olds will deign to use 0.001% of their wealth on medicine or getting lead out of the water. Oh? Mars colonies? AI data centers? Well, they earned that wealth so they must know what's best.

If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
...but if you drop those stupid luxury features and use the savings to make it cheaper and make it look like a Lancer Evo or an early 2000s GT-R instead of like a horrible round-cornered brick, my friend, you might have a deal
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm absolutely positive I do things like this too, it's just that watching it happen to other people really makes you think about it. It's a great way to realise how much design effort has to go into funnelling you towards the right choices.
September 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Portal 2 is really good at giving clues and directing your eyes to show you what to do, but people still get stuck because they don't think about things like "move the portal if it's not in the right spot" or "try something else if the first 3 attempts didn't work".
September 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don't mean this to say that people are stupid, it's just the way the human mind works. The point is that if you want to design something so that people easily understand how to use it properly, you have to be WAY more explicit and straightforward than you think.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Like, there are some valid complaints about oversimplification of design, but also you don't even realise how many people just do not think beyond very basics. So many people get stumped for ages by puzzles that are just "look up". They don't read the labels on buttons, or the text on warning signs.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM