Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋🩶
@exhibit-they.bsky.social
they/them, but also "yeah no, I get it, I know what I look like"
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♾️
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless and/or romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
• fren-shaped 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♾️
• tells jokes, regrets them often
• hopeless and/or romantic
A steamed colleague. Sometimes horny on /main.
"Hey you seem to have quite a high, uh... drive."
Yes, I'm like a radio in North Korea. Obnoxious, almost nobody wants to hear it, and absolutely impossible to turn off.
Yes, I'm like a radio in North Korea. Obnoxious, almost nobody wants to hear it, and absolutely impossible to turn off.
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"Hey you seem to have quite a high, uh... drive."
Yes, I'm like a radio in North Korea. Obnoxious, almost nobody wants to hear it, and absolutely impossible to turn off.
Yes, I'm like a radio in North Korea. Obnoxious, almost nobody wants to hear it, and absolutely impossible to turn off.
A drafts folder sounds too much like quality control for me
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A drafts folder sounds too much like quality control for me
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
It's like school all over again. 😞
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It's like school all over again. 😞
Sheep are naturally slightly magnetic, which is why you'll usually see them facing the same way.
This is also how cattle grids work.
Follow me for more bollocks.
This is also how cattle grids work.
Follow me for more bollocks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Sheep are naturally slightly magnetic, which is why you'll usually see them facing the same way.
This is also how cattle grids work.
Follow me for more bollocks.
This is also how cattle grids work.
Follow me for more bollocks.
he protecc
he not attacc
he conscientiously objecc
he not attacc
he conscientiously objecc
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
he protecc
he not attacc
he conscientiously objecc
he not attacc
he conscientiously objecc
LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD
Anyone complaining about the Super Bowl or American football in general can just not watch it, it's fine.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Anyone complaining about the Super Bowl or American football in general can just not watch it, it's fine.
*sits bolt upright in bed*
MILES PROWER SOUNDS LIKE MILES PER HOUR
OH MY GOD
HOW DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PUN FOR 30 YEARS‽
MILES PROWER SOUNDS LIKE MILES PER HOUR
OH MY GOD
HOW DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PUN FOR 30 YEARS‽
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
*sits bolt upright in bed*
MILES PROWER SOUNDS LIKE MILES PER HOUR
OH MY GOD
HOW DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PUN FOR 30 YEARS‽
MILES PROWER SOUNDS LIKE MILES PER HOUR
OH MY GOD
HOW DID I MISS SUCH AN OBVIOUS PUN FOR 30 YEARS‽
Well, he shouldn't keep going back there.
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Well, he shouldn't keep going back there.
Apparently, slicing costs 100g.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Apparently, slicing costs 100g.
Just a reminder folks that it's Friday.
...
oh no
...
oh no
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just a reminder folks that it's Friday.
...
oh no
...
oh no
Me: "OK, just need to focus and get these notes written up and then I'll be done for the day."
My brain (an idiot): "Yes, however, have you considered... SWEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE BA BA BA"
My brain (an idiot): "Yes, however, have you considered... SWEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE BA BA BA"
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Me: "OK, just need to focus and get these notes written up and then I'll be done for the day."
My brain (an idiot): "Yes, however, have you considered... SWEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE BA BA BA"
My brain (an idiot): "Yes, however, have you considered... SWEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE BA BA BA"
Every full moon, I have a lot more storage at home for the night.
It becomes a werehouse.
It becomes a werehouse.
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Every full moon, I have a lot more storage at home for the night.
It becomes a werehouse.
It becomes a werehouse.
Back to work tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Back to work tomorrow.
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Tested may well be the word here.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Tested may well be the word here.
The first rule is to ask questions, and if you're now wondering what the second rule is, then I'm proud of you already.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The first rule is to ask questions, and if you're now wondering what the second rule is, then I'm proud of you already.
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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“Don’t have opinion on Doctor Who. I had an opinion once, but I think I got away with it.”
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“Don’t have opinion on Doctor Who. I had an opinion once, but I think I got away with it.”
Emails from appliance manufacturers offering extended warranties reaaaaaally smack of protection rackets with how they read.
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Emails from appliance manufacturers offering extended warranties reaaaaaally smack of protection rackets with how they read.
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
"No no no, I'm just saying, aren't I? These things happen, and, uh... we wouldn't want 'em to, would we? Be a shame if it cacked it, wouldn't it? Worth considering, innit?"
Expect more. Don't say "send nudes", say "bring nudes".
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Expect more. Don't say "send nudes", say "bring nudes".
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"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hello, is that The Hague?
...
Yes, I'll hold."
...
Yes, I'll hold."