Not even the best satire writer in the world could have come up with “Red, White, and Blueland”

This 100%

Something that annoys me about AI “productivity” is that it’s a lot of is “it’ll help you write emails” and what it’s actually doing is writing the cruft that cushions the bullet points you actually need to communicate.

Just write the bullet points and send those. That’s what I want anyway!

Balatro is super fun to play! I have been tracking my progress to get a better visual of how far I get - only six stakes left to do now 👀 (and all the challenges and gold stickers afterwards 😌)

Det positive ved fyrværkeri:
1. Det er hyggeligt at se på

Det negative ved fyrværkeri:
1. Trigger PTSD og angst
2. Kæledyr er bange for det
3. Dårligt for miljøet
4. Koster mange penge
5. Kan give fysiske skader
6. Etc.

Jeg synes ikke privatpersoner skal have adgang til fyrværkeri.

Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!

Op med humøret, vi går mod lysere tider. I Kbh er dagen allerede blevet 2 minutter længere ☀️. Det gælder også selvom du ikke kan se solen, den er der, ovenover skyerne ☁️☁️

Simpelthen umuligt at tage LAs "min kone vil ikke bolle mig på grund af woke og hovedpine"-folketingsmedlemmer alvorligt

windows defaulting to hiding file extensions was like 9/11 for software literacy

It's so true it hurts.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

Video games let us live out common power fantasies like carrying 20 swords and 200kg of food in a singular ergonomic backpack.

Prøv lige threaded view i indstillinger 😍

Jeg kan se at der er en masse der er rykket herover, så jeg har prøvet at følge dem jeg lige kunne genkende derfra + andre folk der virker fornuftige 🙌 (Jeg har trawlet igennem en håndfuld following-lister, fra dem jeg bedst kunne genkende - så hvis jeg pludselig følger dig er det derfor)

A Bluesky quick primer 🧵 for recent arrivals:
1. check default settings -- they set to min threshold likes before see in feed-- can change to show all.

whowhowhews / Emil fra twitter btw