I have been rebuked
I am going to personally beseech the president to make fat cock Friday a national holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have been rebuked
I got trapped in a Panini Press
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I got trapped in a Panini Press
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wretched beast. harbinger of woe
Hey @lukegearing.bsky.social what do you think of this dolphin?
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
wretched beast. harbinger of woe
Hey @lukegearing.bsky.social what do you think of this dolphin?
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hey @lukegearing.bsky.social what do you think of this dolphin?
They want to melt me down for glue like I'm a horse but it's fine because I don't have any worries besides the normal ones.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They want to melt me down for glue like I'm a horse but it's fine because I don't have any worries besides the normal ones.
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
In the original apocalypse world there is a recipe for a special popcorn seasoning called apopcalypse corn. I think many game designers who made pbta games sort of abandoned their duty for not adding a signature snack to their meal.
Imagine how much better RPGs could have been if we embraced snacks
Imagine how much better RPGs could have been if we embraced snacks
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
In the original apocalypse world there is a recipe for a special popcorn seasoning called apopcalypse corn. I think many game designers who made pbta games sort of abandoned their duty for not adding a signature snack to their meal.
Imagine how much better RPGs could have been if we embraced snacks
Imagine how much better RPGs could have been if we embraced snacks
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Yoda went under the bumper
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yoda went under the bumper
They should pay you for your commute.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They should pay you for your commute.
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Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
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oh no, my turkey exploded and I was in the blast radius!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
oh no, my turkey exploded and I was in the blast radius!!
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Try clicking and dragging another ape by toggling from the Ape Castration Tool back to the Ape Selector Tool
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Try clicking and dragging another ape by toggling from the Ape Castration Tool back to the Ape Selector Tool
The League of Catholic Citrus Enjoyers has sent assassins after me.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The League of Catholic Citrus Enjoyers has sent assassins after me.
I've looked through my placement on this graph. My main take away is that of I wanna be big numbers I gotta stop caring about making good blogposts and start caring about making a lot of blogposts. Nothing bad could happen if you prioritize one specific metric above all else.
Spent the last month mapping the blogosphere by its links. The graph is finally ready
Communities clump into a big hex and the whole thing looks like a star map
What are blogs anyway but stars in the sky?
elmc.at/mapping-the-...
To check out the graph directly follow this link:
graph.elmc.at
Communities clump into a big hex and the whole thing looks like a star map
What are blogs anyway but stars in the sky?
elmc.at/mapping-the-...
To check out the graph directly follow this link:
graph.elmc.at
Mapping the Blogosphere
An interactive graph of TTRPG blogs, showing who links to whom, how communities change over time, plus stats and how it all works.
elmc.at
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've looked through my placement on this graph. My main take away is that of I wanna be big numbers I gotta stop caring about making good blogposts and start caring about making a lot of blogposts. Nothing bad could happen if you prioritize one specific metric above all else.
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Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
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i think fear of a repeat incident is why some of the hobbits really didn't like gandalf showing up for bilbo's birthday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i think fear of a repeat incident is why some of the hobbits really didn't like gandalf showing up for bilbo's birthday.
Imagine how good it would feel to spray a hobbit in the face with bug spray. Just walk up to the little freak and unload a can.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Imagine how good it would feel to spray a hobbit in the face with bug spray. Just walk up to the little freak and unload a can.
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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The Venusians are ripping off my skin for their haute couture and keeping me alive with their super science machines so I can grow more skin for them to rip off for their haute couture
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Venusians are ripping off my skin for their haute couture and keeping me alive with their super science machines so I can grow more skin for them to rip off for their haute couture
Subject of horse crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Subject of horse crimes.
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
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When a dog is smelling something they are thinking to themselves I need to understand these stinks.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When a dog is smelling something they are thinking to themselves I need to understand these stinks.
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it really isn't a moral failing that 21 pilots music sounds like complete ass but i cannot hold myself back from considering them my enemies
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it really isn't a moral failing that 21 pilots music sounds like complete ass but i cannot hold myself back from considering them my enemies
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it