Evil Green Ranger
@evil-green-ranger.bsky.social
“To the fall of Zordon, and the destruction of the Power Rangers…Long live Empress Rita!”
Pinned
Oh hey, pinned skeets are a thing, so just thought I’d make it clear this is more or less the vibe around here.
Also “pinned skeet” is objectively hilarious.
Also “pinned skeet” is objectively hilarious.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“The baby was terrible” is such a solid read on Franklin Richards and his sometime Scrappy status, it’s crazy.
Just saw this year’s Fantastic 4 movie and enjoyed Disappearing Lady, Matchstick Man, Big Brick Badboy and Dr. Rubberband. And Shiny Cowabunga, the nude flying alien. The baby was terrible. 👎
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“The baby was terrible” is such a solid read on Franklin Richards and his sometime Scrappy status, it’s crazy.
I know this post is about how AI is fucking garbage, and how fucked up it is that the government is using it to post shit like this, but also how sick to death must everyone in his orbit be of eating fucking McDonalds on a regular fucking basis.
Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know this post is about how AI is fucking garbage, and how fucked up it is that the government is using it to post shit like this, but also how sick to death must everyone in his orbit be of eating fucking McDonalds on a regular fucking basis.
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
Fucking Gym Jordan would say this shit…😒
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fucking Gym Jordan would say this shit…😒
Oh, well, in THAT case
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November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh, well, in THAT case
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Was perusing the #WhatHappened playlist on YouTube, got very confused about the Bomberman 64 episode because I somehow totally misremembered that game being a grimdark Dig Dug reboot instead… 🤔
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Was perusing the #WhatHappened playlist on YouTube, got very confused about the Bomberman 64 episode because I somehow totally misremembered that game being a grimdark Dig Dug reboot instead… 🤔
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Sam Rockwell, best known for his role as “Head Thug” in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990).
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sam Rockwell, best known for his role as “Head Thug” in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990).
JESUS FUCK
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
JESUS FUCK
Let them try…we’re just getting started.
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let them try…we’re just getting started.
Virginia, New Jersey, California, New York…we’ve only just begun.
May the Power Protect Us All.
May the Power Protect Us All.
Ron Wasserman - Fight
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November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Virginia, New Jersey, California, New York…we’ve only just begun.
May the Power Protect Us All.
May the Power Protect Us All.
*long cigarette drag*
eat it cuomo
eat it cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
*long cigarette drag*
eat it cuomo
eat it cuomo
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A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
Oh, Canada. 😑
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oh, Canada. 😑
“Kirk…if you do this, you’ll never sit in the captain’s chair again.”
“…Warp speed.”
“…Warp speed.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“Kirk…if you do this, you’ll never sit in the captain’s chair again.”
“…Warp speed.”
“…Warp speed.”
Mr. Goo Bar
(I’m very sorry)
(I’m very sorry)
Milky Wad
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Mayday
Mayday
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Mr. Goo Bar
(I’m very sorry)
(I’m very sorry)
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Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"
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this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole
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Hilarious that Republicans are calling “No Kings” anti-America when the whole point of the United States of America is literally NO KINGS.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hilarious that Republicans are calling “No Kings” anti-America when the whole point of the United States of America is literally NO KINGS.