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Evil Bill
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Might be wine time again…
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This may be getting adopted at chez Bill
I put a rule out for holiday dinner:

No discussing politics, especially not American politics.

There aren't any differing views or anything like that. it's just that we don't live in America and i'm TIRED. All my inlaws do is watch 24 hour news and i'm not tolerating that discussion.
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mr Adams in the files, wild stuff.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Odd train journey

Grabbed a pasty and a coke at Waverley, jumped on the train and sat opposite an immaculately dressed gent, probably early to mid 60’s, table for 4, only 2 of us, seated diagonally.

He looks me up and down. I gingerly open my coke, he offers up “good luck with that!” In an
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We will definitely get Spain and Uruguay
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What a shower of absolute fucking wallopers #FIFA #WorldCul
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not to insult an entire nation, but the Qatar National Anthem really is a tuneless mess #f1
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

Porsche Boxster
Land Rover Defender 90
Vauxhall Cavalier GLS
BL Mini 1000
Honda Concerto
juux.com juux @juux.com · Nov 29
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

FIAT Cinquecento Sporting
Citroën BX
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
Mercedes-Benz 300TD
Toyota GR Yaris
This is more like it.

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I’ll just pop on the Sky Sports catch up and watch the qualifying highlights, can’t wait to see who oh……
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fuck me, what a rollercoaster
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Scott Fucking McTominay
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Liz fucking Truss. Can we not pass some law to have her premiership annulled, just embarrassing that she keeps popping up at events that have to include former PMs
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Oh no, I’m on public transport without my noise-cancelling headphones 🤦🏻
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“You don’t win friends with salad”
October 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
What?
September 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Could really do with an alternative commentary on the Ryder Cup that turns the dipshit crowd right down. Uncouth arseholes.
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Idea: The Handmaids Tale but with British 70’s names

Ofderek
Ofbrian
Ofkevin
Ofcolin
Ofgordon
September 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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PETITION: Chris Lowe to sing 'Paninaro' at Giorgio Armani's funeral.
September 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ah, how pleasant sitting under the trees enjoying a beer…

Until a massive spider, in a death clinch with a wasp lands on my fucking chest.

I think the spider won if this photo is anything to go by, makes me wonder what mental spiders live round here though
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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‘Self-termination is most likely’: the history and future of societal collapse
‘Self-termination is most likely’: the history and future of societal collapse
An epic analysis of 5,000 years of civilisation argues that a global collapse is coming unless inequality is vanquished
www.theguardian.com
August 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Port on the patio. Portio?
July 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sometimes when watching Race Across The World, Mrs Bill and I speculate about how we would love to give that a go. In reality, when boarding a Metro in a very easy to navigate, Western city, we managed to get our suitcase and rucksack ( with our passports) trapped on the other side of the door
July 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Today is Sooty's birthday. Hope he and the gang don't intend on getting pilled up and going on the fanny hunt like they did in the 90s.
July 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Great algorithm Auto Trader.

“This fella has put in just one keyword V10, he’ll love this suggestion”
July 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM