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“O corpse of the Locked Tomb, Beloved dead, hear your handmaiden. I loved you with my whole rotten, contemptible heart―I loved you to the exclusion of aught else―let me live long enough to die at your feet." #thelockedtomb #medievalart #illustrator
April 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
“O corpse of the Locked Tomb, Beloved dead, hear your handmaiden. I loved you with my whole rotten, contemptible heart―I loved you to the exclusion of aught else―let me live long enough to die at your feet." #thelockedtomb #medievalart #illustrator
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POINT OF ORDER: seagulls are too big. i always think they’re a more interesting bird and it’s never true. something should be done about this
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
POINT OF ORDER: seagulls are too big. i always think they’re a more interesting bird and it’s never true. something should be done about this
Being a lesbian means you get to watch your girlfriend kill the cleric beast in one try. (I'm the girlfriend)
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Being a lesbian means you get to watch your girlfriend kill the cleric beast in one try. (I'm the girlfriend)
The look of someone who just got charged for table water.
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 PM
The look of someone who just got charged for table water.
Me when the chaser hits me up with the foulest and most confusing message imaginable.
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Me when the chaser hits me up with the foulest and most confusing message imaginable.
There should be cash rewards for women with the courage to tell men not to get on an already full elevator. I wouldn't be rich, but I'd be close.
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 AM
There should be cash rewards for women with the courage to tell men not to get on an already full elevator. I wouldn't be rich, but I'd be close.
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sometimes I think about Enlightenment philosophers and how some of them wrote nonsense and some of them wrote poetry and I wonder how much we were actually supposed to take seriously and how much was just them shitposting for their bros
November 29, 2024 at 12:40 PM
sometimes I think about Enlightenment philosophers and how some of them wrote nonsense and some of them wrote poetry and I wonder how much we were actually supposed to take seriously and how much was just them shitposting for their bros
No one tells you this, but gender is based on the amount of bones you have. You can change it by eating whole chicken wings, bones, and all.
November 29, 2024 at 10:57 AM
No one tells you this, but gender is based on the amount of bones you have. You can change it by eating whole chicken wings, bones, and all.
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i’m at the function being strange and just generally off-putting
November 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
i’m at the function being strange and just generally off-putting
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Chef Auguste Escoffier’s "Le Guide Culinaire" (1903) is a cornerstone of culinary arts, but "The Thanksgiving Cook Book" (1911) strays from tradition. Instead of turkey, stuffing & pie, his menu features rabbit, ragout & crawfish! 🦃🥧
🔗 archive.org/details/gri_...
🔗 archive.org/details/gri_...
November 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Chef Auguste Escoffier’s "Le Guide Culinaire" (1903) is a cornerstone of culinary arts, but "The Thanksgiving Cook Book" (1911) strays from tradition. Instead of turkey, stuffing & pie, his menu features rabbit, ragout & crawfish! 🦃🥧
🔗 archive.org/details/gri_...
🔗 archive.org/details/gri_...
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not to be "the friend thats too woke", but i think ur quite pretty
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
not to be "the friend thats too woke", but i think ur quite pretty
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Can I have a Tiny Desk concert, I can't do anything
November 23, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Can I have a Tiny Desk concert, I can't do anything
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I don’t know if I’m in any starter packs. What if I’m in the starter packs for annoying people. What do I do then
November 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I don’t know if I’m in any starter packs. What if I’m in the starter packs for annoying people. What do I do then
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my noodles with butter and parmesan
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 AM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my noodles with butter and parmesan
What I've been reading.
Entertaining and accessible. My hope is that this will drive some more readers to dip their toes into more serious premodern non-Western histories.
Especially since our museums have not been as adept at stealing these stories as they have been with artefacts.
#booksky
Entertaining and accessible. My hope is that this will drive some more readers to dip their toes into more serious premodern non-Western histories.
Especially since our museums have not been as adept at stealing these stories as they have been with artefacts.
#booksky
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 AM
What I've been reading.
Entertaining and accessible. My hope is that this will drive some more readers to dip their toes into more serious premodern non-Western histories.
Especially since our museums have not been as adept at stealing these stories as they have been with artefacts.
#booksky
Entertaining and accessible. My hope is that this will drive some more readers to dip their toes into more serious premodern non-Western histories.
Especially since our museums have not been as adept at stealing these stories as they have been with artefacts.
#booksky
Fork in the middle, the forbidden heating element.
"Like many people, I had thought microwaves cook from the inside out, by heating up the water in foods. That’s not true."
These seven tips will improve the cooking performance of any microwave. nyti.ms/4eAj3tX
These seven tips will improve the cooking performance of any microwave. nyti.ms/4eAj3tX
7 Things Our Microwave Expert Does to Instantly Improve the Performance of Any Microwave
These seven tips will improve the cooking performance of any microwave.
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November 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Fork in the middle, the forbidden heating element.
Other things I've read this year.
Junk Science and the American Criminal Justice System by M. C. Fabricant:
The death penalty and lifetime incarceration are morally untenable, and we have created entire industries around propping up "criminals" as a class of person.
Also, be wary of dentists.
Junk Science and the American Criminal Justice System by M. C. Fabricant:
The death penalty and lifetime incarceration are morally untenable, and we have created entire industries around propping up "criminals" as a class of person.
Also, be wary of dentists.
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Other things I've read this year.
Junk Science and the American Criminal Justice System by M. C. Fabricant:
The death penalty and lifetime incarceration are morally untenable, and we have created entire industries around propping up "criminals" as a class of person.
Also, be wary of dentists.
Junk Science and the American Criminal Justice System by M. C. Fabricant:
The death penalty and lifetime incarceration are morally untenable, and we have created entire industries around propping up "criminals" as a class of person.
Also, be wary of dentists.
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*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this
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It's really wild how all universities have a mandatory juggling course now, regardless of area of study.
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 AM
It's really wild how all universities have a mandatory juggling course now, regardless of area of study.
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lost my basketball championship to a dog
What's the most disappointed you've ever been by a game?
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
lost my basketball championship to a dog