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aliyaa
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extremely temperate. linguistics student. they/them

"We no longer know what we want, but what we don't want." --Baudrillard
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it is genuinely tragic to me seeing people not able to be outside and enjoy crisp cold months with snow everywhere. i get the opposite of seasonal depression this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Me before becoming a CS professor: "with tightly scoped and heavily regulated use-cases, it's worth developing an extremely limited form of AI"

Me after 3 years as a CS professor: "we have to destroy all AI of any and every kind immediately and ban any future development work of any kind"
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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rare Trump W
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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mashed this up on imovie in a few minutes inspired by a post in WGMFEF
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shinar Law, he's going to build a tower that reaches to the heavens
Mamdani is going to implement Shearim Law, he's going to lift up his head that the king of glory may enter
Mamdani is going to implement Shirayim Law, he's going to eat some food with his hands and then we're all going to have to eat from the same bowl
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Srinivasa Ramanujan law, he's going to prove that every number is interesting, even 1729
Mamdani is going to implement Shibboleth Law, he's going to require everyone to understand the memes or be thrown in prison.
Mamdani is going to implement Shearim Law, he's going to lift up his head that the king of glory may enter
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral

i will not share the video

but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
jaws is really really gay
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“ai is here to stay” it literally isn’t
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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This also indicates the essential dishonesty of saying “it’s just a tool.” A hammer is a tool. Nobody writes about the “inevitability” of hammers. Nobody has ever studied the harmful effects of hammers on learning and concluded that teachers must all hit their students with hammers “responsibly.”
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
after three (?) days, i can say for certain: this is what madness looks like. i feel already that at some point i consumed a pomegranate seed and will no more be able to return from memory allocation hades. how tf does anybody write a compiler
October 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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It’s happened again
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Trump: "Recently they said they found billions of dollars. And they couldn't understand -- I said, 'check the tariff shelf.' And they come in the next hour and they say, 'Sir, you're right, it was from the tariffs.'"
October 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this is the aliya cam. it contains all posts matching the regex
a+l+i+y*a+h*, which should be pretty much all the alias, aaliyahs, aliyyyyyyahs, and so on. i am a healthy individual
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
only thing being effectively accelerated here is gaining labels
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
anybody who knows me in real life and wants to decentralize can dm me for an invite code to my pds
October 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
why is the tangled font so pretty? sometimes i just sit and stare at a repo and appreciate the ls. i think that's its main advantage over github/lab/sourceforge
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM