Ethan Stanislawski
@ethanstancomedy.bsky.social
Comedy-ish person. Loves The Simpsons and the New York Rangers. Hates fascism and New Haven-style pizza. Opinions are my own.
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Here we go again. Announcing new dates for my one person show Jew, Interrupted. It's playing at The Crow and Lyric Hyperion in LA this January, then making its international debut in Toronto @assemblytheater.bsky.social this May.
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
Me, a Jew, any time my wife or in laws describe anything about Catholicism.
two men standing next to each other with the words " i find your belief system fascinating " below them
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " i find your belief system fascinating " below them
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me, a Jew, any time my wife or in laws describe anything about Catholicism.
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Refusal to heal. In @mostmoralpod.bsky.social 's Patreon teaser @mattlieb.bsky.social, Daniel Maté and guest @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social consider Olivia Reingold's Free Press article.
youtube.com/watch?v=m-Ia...
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Free Press Runs INSANE Article On Parents of Zohran Voters!
YouTube video by BadHasbara
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December 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Refusal to heal. In @mostmoralpod.bsky.social 's Patreon teaser @mattlieb.bsky.social, Daniel Maté and guest @ethanstancomedy.bsky.social consider Olivia Reingold's Free Press article.
youtube.com/watch?v=m-Ia...
youtube.com/watch?v=m-Ia...
The part of the Lisa’s Wedding Simpsons episode that most wrongly predicted the future was there being consequences for indicted politicians.
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The part of the Lisa’s Wedding Simpsons episode that most wrongly predicted the future was there being consequences for indicted politicians.
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Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
Weird that the New York Giants, a franchise known for being an illogical bureaucratic mess, hired a new coach named Kafka.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Weird that the New York Giants, a franchise known for being an illogical bureaucratic mess, hired a new coach named Kafka.
I only recently considered myself an anti-Zionist (it was nearly impossible to grow up as one in the Upper West Side in the ‘90s), but it was abundantly clear to me at a very young age that there was no line Israel could cross that would have been a step too far for most members of my community
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I only recently considered myself an anti-Zionist (it was nearly impossible to grow up as one in the Upper West Side in the ‘90s), but it was abundantly clear to me at a very young age that there was no line Israel could cross that would have been a step too far for most members of my community
If you can't make my show in January in LA or May in Toronto, a recording of the show back in June is available for just $5 on my Patreon. You can sign up for a monthly membership to get regular updates, or sign up for a month and watch the recording (it's the pinned post for subscribers).
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November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you can't make my show in January in LA or May in Toronto, a recording of the show back in June is available for just $5 on my Patreon. You can sign up for a monthly membership to get regular updates, or sign up for a month and watch the recording (it's the pinned post for subscribers).
Here we go again. Announcing new dates for my one person show Jew, Interrupted. It's playing at The Crow and Lyric Hyperion in LA this January, then making its international debut in Toronto @assemblytheater.bsky.social this May.
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Here we go again. Announcing new dates for my one person show Jew, Interrupted. It's playing at The Crow and Lyric Hyperion in LA this January, then making its international debut in Toronto @assemblytheater.bsky.social this May.
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
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Zohran is introducing Charna law. All bibles in New York City will be replaced by Truth in Comedy. All Daniels must legally have their names changed to Dapper Dan. Pineapple will be the only food served at restaurants.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Zohran is introducing Charna law. All bibles in New York City will be replaced by Truth in Comedy. All Daniels must legally have their names changed to Dapper Dan. Pineapple will be the only food served at restaurants.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Mamdani’s win marks a rejection of the consistently Islamophobic weaponization of antisemitism. Diehard support for the Zionist project is, finally, not a sine qua non of New York City leadership... @theintercept.com theintercept.com/2025/11/04/z...
They Tried to Smear Zohran Mamdani as an Antisemite. Voters Saw Right Through It.
Mamdani’s mayoral victory in New York City means so much — including the repudiation of Islamophobic attacks and weaponization of antisemitism.
theintercept.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mamdani’s win marks a rejection of the consistently Islamophobic weaponization of antisemitism. Diehard support for the Zionist project is, finally, not a sine qua non of New York City leadership... @theintercept.com theintercept.com/2025/11/04/z...
Honesty, other than the results, this may be my favorite thing to happen tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Honesty, other than the results, this may be my favorite thing to happen tonight.
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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My latest is about the latest revelations on the failed prosecution of Donald Trump, and why you should blame Merrick Garland more than the Supreme Court.
You Should Blame Merrick Garland
Garland's incompetence gave the Supreme Court the chance to set Trump free
stringinamaze.net
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My latest is about the latest revelations on the failed prosecution of Donald Trump, and why you should blame Merrick Garland more than the Supreme Court.
The clown scene in Los Angeles has gone too far.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The clown scene in Los Angeles has gone too far.
This is a screenshot of the home page of Congregation Or Zarua. I went to Hebrew school here for three years after 5 previous years at a Jewish Day school. I had my Bar Mitzvah there. I attended high holiday services there from fifth grade through high school.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is a screenshot of the home page of Congregation Or Zarua. I went to Hebrew school here for three years after 5 previous years at a Jewish Day school. I had my Bar Mitzvah there. I attended high holiday services there from fifth grade through high school.
Happy Sketch Comedy Christmas to all who celebrate.
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Sketch Comedy Christmas to all who celebrate.
I really hope SantaCon doesn’t devolve into a full blown N*zi rally this year.
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I really hope SantaCon doesn’t devolve into a full blown N*zi rally this year.
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I hope Bari Weiss and CBS News are launching an investigation this morning into where this man got radicalized.
Oberlin? Columbia? Bryn Mawr?
I can't see any other possibilities.
Oberlin? Columbia? Bryn Mawr?
I can't see any other possibilities.
A person in Alabama was arrested with a suitcase full of ammunition, body armor, and other items, intending to attack synagogues across the US South. www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/u...
Man arrested with body armor and a suitcase filled with ammunition after threatening multiple synagogues, officials say | CNN
In the latest antisemitic incident to rock a community, threatened attacks on synagogues in Alabama and surrounding states were thwarted when a person was arrested with a suitcase full of ammunition, ...
www.cnn.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I hope Bari Weiss and CBS News are launching an investigation this morning into where this man got radicalized.
Oberlin? Columbia? Bryn Mawr?
I can't see any other possibilities.
Oberlin? Columbia? Bryn Mawr?
I can't see any other possibilities.
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
It’d be the most New York thing ever if Pete Davidson took the Saudi gig because of his money pit defunct Staten Island ferry.
Colin Jost, Pete Davidson and the Staten Island Ferry Fiasco
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’d be the most New York thing ever if Pete Davidson took the Saudi gig because of his money pit defunct Staten Island ferry.
I'm a Jets fan and I still wouldn't trade that for being a Mariners fan.
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm a Jets fan and I still wouldn't trade that for being a Mariners fan.