etgsimon
@etgsimon.bsky.social
Just a queer, nonbinary person doing the best they can :)
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Paramount Pictures’ Twitter (X) account was reportedly hacked today and their bio was updated:
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Paramount Pictures’ Twitter (X) account was reportedly hacked today and their bio was updated:
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I took a CBD gummy today (allegedly) and I'm ASTOUNDED by how quiet my brain is.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I took a CBD gummy today (allegedly) and I'm ASTOUNDED by how quiet my brain is.
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ice spice lyrics:
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
ice spice lyrics:
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My former political party is now officially the “participation trophy” party.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My former political party is now officially the “participation trophy” party.
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everyone making creampie euphemisms about being a stuffed turkey
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
everyone making creampie euphemisms about being a stuffed turkey
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We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
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Gurl….because I knew you sis
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gurl….because I knew you sis
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We’ve turned the page twice in relatively recent history and it’s only made things worse. Some wounds will heal on their own. The bad ones kill you if you don’t treat them
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We’ve turned the page twice in relatively recent history and it’s only made things worse. Some wounds will heal on their own. The bad ones kill you if you don’t treat them
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Me 10000% 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Me 10000% 🙃
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“ICE is just targeting brown people who have an accent, snatching people out of their cars”
Racial profiling is all they do
Racial profiling is all they do
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“ICE is just targeting brown people who have an accent, snatching people out of their cars”
Racial profiling is all they do
Racial profiling is all they do
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Like she's used to it by now cus defending pedos is practically a hobby for Nicki at this point
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Like she's used to it by now cus defending pedos is practically a hobby for Nicki at this point
For sure soda, then I think cake. I like it but I like everything else more. Plus, cake is rare while the others are common.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
For sure soda, then I think cake. I like it but I like everything else more. Plus, cake is rare while the others are common.
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Trainers can claim this promo code to get 800 Max Particles and 4 Purified Gems.
SYJMGFM3SWRLQ
Enter the code on the Pokémon GO code redemption site or visit leek.gg/mp for an easy redeem.
Promo Codes: leekduck.com/codes
SYJMGFM3SWRLQ
Enter the code on the Pokémon GO code redemption site or visit leek.gg/mp for an easy redeem.
Promo Codes: leekduck.com/codes
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trainers can claim this promo code to get 800 Max Particles and 4 Purified Gems.
SYJMGFM3SWRLQ
Enter the code on the Pokémon GO code redemption site or visit leek.gg/mp for an easy redeem.
Promo Codes: leekduck.com/codes
SYJMGFM3SWRLQ
Enter the code on the Pokémon GO code redemption site or visit leek.gg/mp for an easy redeem.
Promo Codes: leekduck.com/codes
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THIS. 👇
MTG is not seeing the light and she is not seeing reason
What she is seeing is the writing on the walls that Trump/MAGA republicans are on the verge of collapse and is getting ahead of the curve and banking on people having short attention spans to switch up her image to save her own career
What she is seeing is the writing on the walls that Trump/MAGA republicans are on the verge of collapse and is getting ahead of the curve and banking on people having short attention spans to switch up her image to save her own career
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
THIS. 👇
If you see this, QTP with your favorite psychic type Pokémon
It became my favorite IMMEDIATELY upon introduction!!! (Sorry Kadabra!)
It became my favorite IMMEDIATELY upon introduction!!! (Sorry Kadabra!)
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite psychic type Pokémon
It became my favorite IMMEDIATELY upon introduction!!! (Sorry Kadabra!)
It became my favorite IMMEDIATELY upon introduction!!! (Sorry Kadabra!)
Is it bad that I've already bought my Halloween costume for next year?
a girl in a white and red hooded jacket
Alt: A girl in a White Mage outfit (white and red hooded robe)
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is it bad that I've already bought my Halloween costume for next year?
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
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When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
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gift link www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
gift link www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
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Right now is when democrats have leverage. Trump’s approval rating is 37%, America is blaming republicans for the shutdown, the election was a landslide. THEY NEED YOUR VOTES. If you can’t extract healthcare subsidies right now you’re just a complete bitch. Unfit for leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Right now is when democrats have leverage. Trump’s approval rating is 37%, America is blaming republicans for the shutdown, the election was a landslide. THEY NEED YOUR VOTES. If you can’t extract healthcare subsidies right now you’re just a complete bitch. Unfit for leadership.
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