Elsa Trincadassa
@estroulap.bsky.social
Gosto de apanhar de mulher bonita e jogar Baldur's Gate 3. Ele/Dele.
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What broke the website I’ve been neglecting because I’m overextended, hopped up on drugs and don’t really know what I’m doing in the first place?
Foreign actors, of course
Foreign actors, of course
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What broke the website I’ve been neglecting because I’m overextended, hopped up on drugs and don’t really know what I’m doing in the first place?
Foreign actors, of course
Foreign actors, of course
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[sees beautiful woman] call me Burger King way I’m gonna Court Her Pound Her [God smacks an asteroid directly at me using a giant pool cue]
March 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[sees beautiful woman] call me Burger King way I’m gonna Court Her Pound Her [God smacks an asteroid directly at me using a giant pool cue]
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Home and absolutely exhausted from travel. Charlie appears vaguely surprised I am still alive.
March 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Home and absolutely exhausted from travel. Charlie appears vaguely surprised I am still alive.
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telling hot women who want to fuck me that the easiest way into my bed is to buy me a double cheeseburger, then eating the borger really fast and sending them home before sex time because tummy hort, in a scam to simply eat more burger
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
telling hot women who want to fuck me that the easiest way into my bed is to buy me a double cheeseburger, then eating the borger really fast and sending them home before sex time because tummy hort, in a scam to simply eat more burger
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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The Windows bit is so true.
At work I close a spreadsheet, then I change my mind and reopen it: "locked by another user". Yeah, that'd be me. I swear the computer actually has dementia.
At work I close a spreadsheet, then I change my mind and reopen it: "locked by another user". Yeah, that'd be me. I swear the computer actually has dementia.
March 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The Windows bit is so true.
At work I close a spreadsheet, then I change my mind and reopen it: "locked by another user". Yeah, that'd be me. I swear the computer actually has dementia.
At work I close a spreadsheet, then I change my mind and reopen it: "locked by another user". Yeah, that'd be me. I swear the computer actually has dementia.
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In Linux god is dead because no one created the drivers for the specific aspect of god you are trying to use
In MacOS god is dead because you as the user are a false god.
In Windows god is dead because some other diety is using that file atm and no one gives a shit what you want while it does.
In MacOS god is dead because you as the user are a false god.
In Windows god is dead because some other diety is using that file atm and no one gives a shit what you want while it does.
March 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In Linux god is dead because no one created the drivers for the specific aspect of god you are trying to use
In MacOS god is dead because you as the user are a false god.
In Windows god is dead because some other diety is using that file atm and no one gives a shit what you want while it does.
In MacOS god is dead because you as the user are a false god.
In Windows god is dead because some other diety is using that file atm and no one gives a shit what you want while it does.
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re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
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it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
March 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
it's called throwback because if you recognize the songs you're likely to throw out your back. not many people know this
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Pioneering new ways to be irritated by the time change (broke coffee maker trying to reset clock)
March 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pioneering new ways to be irritated by the time change (broke coffee maker trying to reset clock)
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anyone else ever feel like a bug on it's back most days
March 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
anyone else ever feel like a bug on it's back most days
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My lower back is the target of a massive and sophisticated cyberattack
March 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My lower back is the target of a massive and sophisticated cyberattack
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transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"
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the problems is todays 20 year olds didnt have to spend hours playing marvel nemesis rise of the imperfects at a friends house as kids because its all they had
March 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the problems is todays 20 year olds didnt have to spend hours playing marvel nemesis rise of the imperfects at a friends house as kids because its all they had
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I turn 27 next week but in my head I’m only 19
March 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I turn 27 next week but in my head I’m only 19
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elon has zero products that work
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
elon has zero products that work
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just found the strangest pivot of all time
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
just found the strangest pivot of all time
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the wave of disco elysium successors and imitators are all destined to fail because everyone involved refuse to acknowledge that that game arose out of bizarre circumstances that can never be recreated - nothing will ever have that juice again
March 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the wave of disco elysium successors and imitators are all destined to fail because everyone involved refuse to acknowledge that that game arose out of bizarre circumstances that can never be recreated - nothing will ever have that juice again
March 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.
February 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!