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Christmas just isn't Christmas without the late, great DMX doing his version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Christmas just isn't Christmas without the late, great DMX doing his version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
I always thought the commercial with the lady putting her arm in a sling because she put her arm out scrubbing the bathroom too hard to be a comical exaggeration. Now that I'm almost 30, bitch thank you for the heads up!
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I always thought the commercial with the lady putting her arm in a sling because she put her arm out scrubbing the bathroom too hard to be a comical exaggeration. Now that I'm almost 30, bitch thank you for the heads up!
Growing up in the early 2000s and having to shop for clothes as a whole has most definitely given me body dysmorphia— sans Instagram.
December 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Growing up in the early 2000s and having to shop for clothes as a whole has most definitely given me body dysmorphia— sans Instagram.
"This is a sin...
We're both going to hell...
Fuck it"
Is just so unhinged and hilarious at the same time 😂
We're both going to hell...
Fuck it"
Is just so unhinged and hilarious at the same time 😂
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"This is a sin...
We're both going to hell...
Fuck it"
Is just so unhinged and hilarious at the same time 😂
We're both going to hell...
Fuck it"
Is just so unhinged and hilarious at the same time 😂
I like changing my profile pic and handle because it reflects my ever going identity crisis.
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I like changing my profile pic and handle because it reflects my ever going identity crisis.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
The Bronx can't go a week without there being an apartment fire
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Bronx can't go a week without there being an apartment fire
One of my middle school bullies just liked a selfie of mine. I hope he's suffering.
a woman sitting in front of a blue wall with the word suffer on it
ALT: a woman sitting in front of a blue wall with the word suffer on it
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December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One of my middle school bullies just liked a selfie of mine. I hope he's suffering.
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Homogenization and sameness are key aspects of fascism and authoritarianism. Color is often seen as “primitive”. That is why that asylum white decor that influencers often use is supposed communicate wealth and class.
They're handing us all the same housing, clothes, and ways of speech (Grammarly and AI) so that they can always control the chain of narrative. I'm sure someone better than me has theorized this but I know this shit isn't by accident. Individuality is being purposely drained from us.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Homogenization and sameness are key aspects of fascism and authoritarianism. Color is often seen as “primitive”. That is why that asylum white decor that influencers often use is supposed communicate wealth and class.
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‘This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog’ —Muntadhar al-Zaidi
December 14, 2008
December 14, 2008
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog’ —Muntadhar al-Zaidi
December 14, 2008
December 14, 2008
I hate when women tell other women to put their titties away. You're actively making the world a worse place for what?
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hate when women tell other women to put their titties away. You're actively making the world a worse place for what?
It still boggles my mind when I meet gay terfs. Way to knock the ladder down.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It still boggles my mind when I meet gay terfs. Way to knock the ladder down.
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Stripped painstakingly of every single thing of value, auctions, with funds poured into SNAP to increase benefits/eligibility
eat the rich
eat the rich
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Stripped painstakingly of every single thing of value, auctions, with funds poured into SNAP to increase benefits/eligibility
eat the rich
eat the rich
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The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are:
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are:
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
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i need a lover's weekend real bad
chilling, talking, playing games, watching movies...time together at a leisurely pace
and lots of passionate secks
chilling, talking, playing games, watching movies...time together at a leisurely pace
and lots of passionate secks
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
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December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i need a lover's weekend real bad
chilling, talking, playing games, watching movies...time together at a leisurely pace
and lots of passionate secks
chilling, talking, playing games, watching movies...time together at a leisurely pace
and lots of passionate secks
I don't get straight women.
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't get straight women.
I'm way too old to be eating cheese fries, yet here I am.
a woman in a pink shirt says " whatever i 'm getting cheese fries .. "
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt says " whatever i 'm getting cheese fries .. "
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December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm way too old to be eating cheese fries, yet here I am.
Prepping for finals week
squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding his head in pain
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding his head in pain
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December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Prepping for finals week
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LMFAO I found it
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
LMFAO I found it
Teenagers are such assholes
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Teenagers are such assholes
The red line is cursed yo
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The red line is cursed yo
Do other cities remind commuters that assaulting a bus driver is a felony— or is that just NYC?
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Do other cities remind commuters that assaulting a bus driver is a felony— or is that just NYC?
Sometimes I see a news headline that I interpret as rage bait— but then I realize it's just real time bipartisan capitalist propaganda.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sometimes I see a news headline that I interpret as rage bait— but then I realize it's just real time bipartisan capitalist propaganda.
Am I the only one that sees really pretty men and automatically thinks "I wonder how many lives he's ruined?"
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Am I the only one that sees really pretty men and automatically thinks "I wonder how many lives he's ruined?"