"Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad."

Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.

I know it's a day early, but this country is trash and this is evergreen truth: youtu.be/sLSveRGmpIE?...

I like to think I'm pretty inured to celebrity sightings after living in LA for so long, but then a glimpse of @nardwuarserviette.bsky.social at the New Orleans airport just proves me incredibly wrong #dootdoot

Chicago gonna Chicago. #nokings and #noketchup @dansinker.com @dansavage.bsky.social @introvert.net @andshewasdonna.bsky.social someone please get Weiner’s Circle off Xitter and onto Bluesky, FTLOG.

That's right - I ordered the new @hackettpub.bsky.social Complete Works of Aristotle and got the complimentary tote bag! The ultimate swag has been snatched, chumps.

Late to the party, but here is the wild blueberry sourdough challah I made for RH this year.

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

Todos quieren saber 🤔

Vision boarding my spooky season and really appreciate finding this pic of the Tarman zombie that makes him seem like the latest problematic member of the presidential administration or a stand-up comedian on the verge of being canceled.