el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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my love for OFMD is un-cancelable || she/her, definitely still mid-30s || spanishforthecar on AO3 || pfp by @neslee.bsky.social, header by ADHD || gay pirates, oversharing, and occasional politics
Pinned
As more people join Bluesky, pinning this reminder that I'm taking this opportunity to rebrand as Person Who Isn't Scared of Other Humans. I'm probably going to just start talking to you like we're friends, because I've probably wanted to be for awhile, but I will always shut up on request!
The extreme conversational whiplash between "how is your prediabetes, oh brother mine?" and "ha ha how about those pics of Trump performing oral sex [on Bill Clinton??] in the hands of the Russian government, right??" is absolute perfection, couldn't have scripted it better 10/10 no notes
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The extreme conversational whiplash between "how is your prediabetes, oh brother mine?" and "ha ha how about those pics of Trump performing oral sex [on Bill Clinton??] in the hands of the Russian government, right??" is absolute perfection, couldn't have scripted it better 10/10 no notes
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
RAFFLE TIME!
Enter to win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop
Donate $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities, winner will be selected 16 Nov
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
List of suggested organizations for donations in the next post👇
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Enter to win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop
Donate $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities, winner will be selected 16 Nov
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
List of suggested organizations for donations in the next post👇
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
RAFFLE TIME!
Enter to win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop
Donate $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities, winner will be selected 16 Nov
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
List of suggested organizations for donations in the next post👇
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Enter to win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop
Donate $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities, winner will be selected 16 Nov
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
List of suggested organizations for donations in the next post👇
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Approximately every six months I learn that my shitty buffoon of a college ex is in some way connected to a new genuinely cool, niche-famous person, and every time it just... boggles the mind.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Approximately every six months I learn that my shitty buffoon of a college ex is in some way connected to a new genuinely cool, niche-famous person, and every time it just... boggles the mind.
Finally got started on hanging some art today after painting my office in August!
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Finally got started on hanging some art today after painting my office in August!
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪
I keep seeing Guardian headlines talking about "Snap" and I need to know if it's an AI thing or if the Brits don't know it's an acronym? Or know but don't care? Can someone across the pond weigh in on this important question?
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I keep seeing Guardian headlines talking about "Snap" and I need to know if it's an AI thing or if the Brits don't know it's an acronym? Or know but don't care? Can someone across the pond weigh in on this important question?
Imagine what I could accomplish if I wasn't locked in a battle with my brain to make one (1) call or respond to one (1) email for like 4.5 hours every single day.
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Imagine what I could accomplish if I wasn't locked in a battle with my brain to make one (1) call or respond to one (1) email for like 4.5 hours every single day.
Oh, this is fun and potentially a good time to drop a little smidgen—a soupçon, if you will—of chapter 3 of 'Til Forever, the yearlong and counting WIP sequel to 'Til Now.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, this is fun and potentially a good time to drop a little smidgen—a soupçon, if you will—of chapter 3 of 'Til Forever, the yearlong and counting WIP sequel to 'Til Now.
Was hit with a wave of nostalgia today for my OFMD Reddit days 🥲 I had such a good time over there, but since it's not set up to really forge 1:1 connections I don't know who was/is over there but is now here. So hi to all the 2022 OFMD Redditors out there.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Was hit with a wave of nostalgia today for my OFMD Reddit days 🥲 I had such a good time over there, but since it's not set up to really forge 1:1 connections I don't know who was/is over there but is now here. So hi to all the 2022 OFMD Redditors out there.
Got to meet some beer-loving goats this evening 12/10, can't recommend highly enough
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Got to meet some beer-loving goats this evening 12/10, can't recommend highly enough
It's been a few months and Ed and Stede are spending most of their nights together. Stede is so jealous of Ed: every night, when they turn out the lights, Ed passes out seemingly instantly. Stede, on the other hand, lies awake for hours, worrying about what's to come tomorrow, until he finally falls
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It's been a few months and Ed and Stede are spending most of their nights together. Stede is so jealous of Ed: every night, when they turn out the lights, Ed passes out seemingly instantly. Stede, on the other hand, lies awake for hours, worrying about what's to come tomorrow, until he finally falls
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
archiveofourown.org/works/73053696
E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede
whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into
E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede
whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/73053696
E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede
whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into
E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede
whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
Here’s the deal, buckos!
I’ll be posting four commission slots on Kofi on Monday. The entirety of the commission price will be donated to Three Square, who provide food people in need throughout the entirety of southern Nevada. Check them out below.
If you have questions about ideas, DM me.
I’ll be posting four commission slots on Kofi on Monday. The entirety of the commission price will be donated to Three Square, who provide food people in need throughout the entirety of southern Nevada. Check them out below.
If you have questions about ideas, DM me.
Three Square - Serving the Southern Nevada community
We are Southern Nevada's only food bank and largest hunger relief organization, serving residents of Clark, Lincoln, Nye, and Esmeralda counties.
www.threesquare.org
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Here’s the deal, buckos!
I’ll be posting four commission slots on Kofi on Monday. The entirety of the commission price will be donated to Three Square, who provide food people in need throughout the entirety of southern Nevada. Check them out below.
If you have questions about ideas, DM me.
I’ll be posting four commission slots on Kofi on Monday. The entirety of the commission price will be donated to Three Square, who provide food people in need throughout the entirety of southern Nevada. Check them out below.
If you have questions about ideas, DM me.
Hi! I've gotten such lovely feedback on this, but not much interest. I hope that's because everyone is feeling secure... but please know this is a real offer. And if a grocery list isn't where you're at right now (relatable) and you just need some money for when you do have one, that's also fine!!
Pirate pals - feeling a bit hopeless but wanting to give back to this community. Given the uncertainty of SNAP benefits on November 1st, I'd like to offer to buy some groceries for a few folks. Please DM me if you'd like this help, I can set up delivery through Uber Eats or whatever.
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hi! I've gotten such lovely feedback on this, but not much interest. I hope that's because everyone is feeling secure... but please know this is a real offer. And if a grocery list isn't where you're at right now (relatable) and you just need some money for when you do have one, that's also fine!!
Pirate pals - feeling a bit hopeless but wanting to give back to this community. Given the uncertainty of SNAP benefits on November 1st, I'd like to offer to buy some groceries for a few folks. Please DM me if you'd like this help, I can set up delivery through Uber Eats or whatever.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Pirate pals - feeling a bit hopeless but wanting to give back to this community. Given the uncertainty of SNAP benefits on November 1st, I'd like to offer to buy some groceries for a few folks. Please DM me if you'd like this help, I can set up delivery through Uber Eats or whatever.
Reposted by el is all in, mate 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
Stede's motto in s2:
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Stede's motto in s2:
I can't believe I found a gay cat cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin omg. Also I'm in love with Dorothy.
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I can't believe I found a gay cat cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin omg. Also I'm in love with Dorothy.
Well, I didn't read anything and did listen to like two hours of Clinton impeachment content, BUT, I also managed to barf out a thousand or so words, including some *real* high-quality smut.
![“Time to get ready, huh?” he teases.
“Getting ready is a multi step process,” Stede answers, his voice an incongruent and deliciously prim counterpoint to [something something hands and balls and maybe taint idk]. “It can include stress relief and an injection of endorphins before an](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hsw4ou3ahly52imdcv7ec7m6/bafkreibhprn5oe5nt3wxgss4chyvqfklwj4r2txpfgot64aewcnhr2lln4@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Well, I didn't read anything and did listen to like two hours of Clinton impeachment content, BUT, I also managed to barf out a thousand or so words, including some *real* high-quality smut.
Four-hour flight this evening. Will I write? Will I read the dozens of fanfics I've been meaning to for months? Will I read the novel my husband has been recommending to me for over a year? Or will I fall asleep listening to a podcast about the Clinton impeachment? Only time will tell!!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Four-hour flight this evening. Will I write? Will I read the dozens of fanfics I've been meaning to for months? Will I read the novel my husband has been recommending to me for over a year? Or will I fall asleep listening to a podcast about the Clinton impeachment? Only time will tell!!!
Look at this awesome shirt I just got!! (also the cute cat)
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Look at this awesome shirt I just got!! (also the cute cat)
hashtag thriving
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hashtag thriving
The only way to "run" a 10k is to not train and then spend the night before eating Froot Loops and drinking prosecco
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The only way to "run" a 10k is to not train and then spend the night before eating Froot Loops and drinking prosecco
away for the night but still watching the cutest demon
October 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
away for the night but still watching the cutest demon
An Archem-provided brunch is a 10/10 can't-miss experience, just fyi
Oh my god I am feeling all the feelings, thank you pirate pals for eating my food and hanging out 🥹🥹🥹
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
An Archem-provided brunch is a 10/10 can't-miss experience, just fyi