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@escargot-on.bsky.social
my love for OFMD is un-cancelable || she/her, mid-30s might be a stretch at this point || AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/spanishforthecar || pfp by @neslee.bsky.social, header by ADHD || gay pirates, oversharing, occasional politics
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As more people join Bluesky, pinning this reminder that I'm taking this opportunity to rebrand as Person Who Isn't Scared of Other Humans. I'm probably going to just start talking to you like we're friends, because I've probably wanted to be for awhile, but I will always shut up on request!
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happy valentine's day! don't forget to rewatch your favorite romcom
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
happy valentine's day! don't forget to rewatch your favorite romcom
Ohhhh I love this so much! And what a doll. I'm going to use my own cat AND this tattoo as a similar reminder.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Ohhhh I love this so much! And what a doll. I'm going to use my own cat AND this tattoo as a similar reminder.
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October 26, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Also I barfed up 800 words of fic in hopes of processing my feeling. In case you're into that sort of thing. Pregnancy is mentioned and no feeling are resolved or even understood by the author or character wheeeeee
archiveofourown.org/works/79454431
archiveofourown.org/works/79454431
Conception - spanishforthecar - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Also I barfed up 800 words of fic in hopes of processing my feeling. In case you're into that sort of thing. Pregnancy is mentioned and no feeling are resolved or even understood by the author or character wheeeeee
archiveofourown.org/works/79454431
archiveofourown.org/works/79454431
Exactly!!!! I got it near my elbow so it can do a bigger or smaller stretch depending on how extended my arm is
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Exactly!!!! I got it near my elbow so it can do a bigger or smaller stretch depending on how extended my arm is
This is my third cat tattoo, I may be on the fringe of A Problem.
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This is my third cat tattoo, I may be on the fringe of A Problem.
Was debating a Friday the 13th flash tattoo. Had some Unexpected Big Feelings and my therapist is on vacation for two weeks. Debate: resolved.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Was debating a Friday the 13th flash tattoo. Had some Unexpected Big Feelings and my therapist is on vacation for two weeks. Debate: resolved.
Wow, haven't had a Completely Worthless Brain Day for awhile, today suuuuuucked omfg.
Took 'em, gave 'em a chance, they have failed me today.
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
Me: ๐กUGH did my Adderall simply decide to NOT WORK today? ๐คฌ๐
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Wow, haven't had a Completely Worthless Brain Day for awhile, today suuuuuucked omfg.
That's such a good point - thank you!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
That's such a good point - thank you!!
wow Kate ouch
(also ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ)
(also ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ)
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wow Kate ouch
(also ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ)
(also ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ)
If I renew my passport online they cancel my old one while processing the application. I could time this for when I don't have upcoming trips, but it freaks me out to not have the flexibility.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
If I renew my passport online they cancel my old one while processing the application. I could time this for when I don't have upcoming trips, but it freaks me out to not have the flexibility.
Okay, real question: I'm currently flying on my US passport because I wanted to wait til my old drivers license expires in January 2027 to get a new (REAL ID) one. But my passport expires in September 2026. There's no way I'm going to be able to do this while maintaining the ability to fly, right?
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Okay, real question: I'm currently flying on my US passport because I wanted to wait til my old drivers license expires in January 2027 to get a new (REAL ID) one. But my passport expires in September 2026. There's no way I'm going to be able to do this while maintaining the ability to fly, right?
don't worry y'all have already seen the highest quality photos of me available on god's green internet
QRT with a pic of your ugly bangs in solidarity ๐ซ๐ซ
omg my time to shine!!! These were true breakup bangs, cut myself with my roommate's beard trimming scissors, while drunk and crying. They took so long to grow out that I got back together with the shithead before they were gone, lol
omg my time to shine!!! These were true breakup bangs, cut myself with my roommate's beard trimming scissors, while drunk and crying. They took so long to grow out that I got back together with the shithead before they were gone, lol
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
don't worry y'all have already seen the highest quality photos of me available on god's green internet
Took 'em, gave 'em a chance, they have failed me today.
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
Me: ๐กUGH did my Adderall simply decide to NOT WORK today? ๐คฌ๐
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Took 'em, gave 'em a chance, they have failed me today.
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
I'm glad they've invented a drug that keeps me moderately on task for normal situations. Now I need one for when I enter "Too Much To Do" paralysis ๐ค๐ผ
Me: ๐กUGH did my Adderall simply decide to NOT WORK today? ๐คฌ๐
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Me: ๐กUGH did my Adderall simply decide to NOT WORK today? ๐คฌ๐
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
My Adderall, still in my pill minder: ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฅบ Maybe take me and give me a CHANCE?
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My commissions are open! Shoot me a DM to inquire. Shares are very much appreciated.
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My commissions are open! Shoot me a DM to inquire. Shares are very much appreciated.
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IT'S HERE!! I'm probably too excited, but would love to hear from you if you like this story ๐๐
archiveofourown.org/works/791574...
archiveofourown.org/works/791574...
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
IT'S HERE!! I'm probably too excited, but would love to hear from you if you like this story ๐๐
archiveofourown.org/works/791574...
archiveofourown.org/works/791574...
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I've been working on the merstede WIP while listening to this evening's panels. The other four are finished - just need to take better pictures with decent lighting...
#FandomMarket
#FandomMarket
February 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I've been working on the merstede WIP while listening to this evening's panels. The other four are finished - just need to take better pictures with decent lighting...
#FandomMarket
#FandomMarket
I'm so embarrassed I didn't realize/remember you have a winter one! Thank you for sharing this one too ๐
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I'm so embarrassed I didn't realize/remember you have a winter one! Thank you for sharing this one too ๐
Probably late to the game on this question but... we've got @clairegregoryau.bsky.social's swimming boys for the summer... Is there a Winter Olympics AU?
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Probably late to the game on this question but... we've got @clairegregoryau.bsky.social's swimming boys for the summer... Is there a Winter Olympics AU?
Oh hey also, since I'm in Wisconsin, seems like a good time to plug an oldie but goodie: Wisconsin is for Lovers, my 2.7k love letter to a very underrated state. Rated E but only a little bit, find it here!
archiveofourown.org/works/43010661
archiveofourown.org/works/43010661
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oh hey also, since I'm in Wisconsin, seems like a good time to plug an oldie but goodie: Wisconsin is for Lovers, my 2.7k love letter to a very underrated state. Rated E but only a little bit, find it here!
archiveofourown.org/works/43010661
archiveofourown.org/works/43010661
Great news: I found the best shirt ever designed at the air museum in Oshkosh, WI. It only came in youth sizes but apparently I am the approximate size and shape of a 12-year-old boy.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Great news: I found the best shirt ever designed at the air museum in Oshkosh, WI. It only came in youth sizes but apparently I am the approximate size and shape of a 12-year-old boy.
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an attempt to doodle stedeโs daemon charis from the his dark materials au fic @asneakyfox.bsky.social @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
an attempt to doodle stedeโs daemon charis from the his dark materials au fic @asneakyfox.bsky.social @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน๐๐ฅน