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The fun part of cleaning up the basement is that my garbage can is full after half an hour so I need to wait until next week to resume, and I definitely won't be in the mood to clean the basement next week
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The fun part of cleaning up the basement is that my garbage can is full after half an hour so I need to wait until next week to resume, and I definitely won't be in the mood to clean the basement next week
Where would one even buy football gear?
(It's not what you think.)
(It's for fetish stuff.)
(Oh, that's exactly what you thought?)
(It's not what you think.)
(It's for fetish stuff.)
(Oh, that's exactly what you thought?)
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Where would one even buy football gear?
(It's not what you think.)
(It's for fetish stuff.)
(Oh, that's exactly what you thought?)
(It's not what you think.)
(It's for fetish stuff.)
(Oh, that's exactly what you thought?)
Don't know if it's just because I'm getting old but the short days are getting to me. I'm taking naps after work and still going to bed early. I can counter it with even minor physical activity like a half hour walk, but it doesn't feel great otherwise
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Don't know if it's just because I'm getting old but the short days are getting to me. I'm taking naps after work and still going to bed early. I can counter it with even minor physical activity like a half hour walk, but it doesn't feel great otherwise
Fun facts about the Marvel universe: Twin Peaks is a show that people watch, and also Dale Cooper is a person who exists in universe and the events in Twin Peaks actually happened.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fun facts about the Marvel universe: Twin Peaks is a show that people watch, and also Dale Cooper is a person who exists in universe and the events in Twin Peaks actually happened.
Solidly in the 90s in my comic reading now, and already annoyed with the superstar artist direction things are moving it. The biggest names go off to Image, of course, but the worst tendencies of spectacle and incomprehensible action remain.
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Solidly in the 90s in my comic reading now, and already annoyed with the superstar artist direction things are moving it. The biggest names go off to Image, of course, but the worst tendencies of spectacle and incomprehensible action remain.
Since I'm reading some 90s comics, I looked into the 90s comic bubble, and saw some Valiant comics splash page which made me think of, for the first time in decades, about Archer and Armstrong.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Since I'm reading some 90s comics, I looked into the 90s comic bubble, and saw some Valiant comics splash page which made me think of, for the first time in decades, about Archer and Armstrong.
Finally got rid of Spotify. Turns out it's plenty easy and I should have done it a long time ago!
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Finally got rid of Spotify. Turns out it's plenty easy and I should have done it a long time ago!
My libido has been unusually high lately. I wish I could figure it out so I could make it stick. Who needs peaks and valleys?
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My libido has been unusually high lately. I wish I could figure it out so I could make it stick. Who needs peaks and valleys?
Gotta watch Zootopia 2 or I'm not going to have context for all this pornography I'm seeing
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Gotta watch Zootopia 2 or I'm not going to have context for all this pornography I'm seeing
I hate Amazon. I tried, and I tried, and I fucking TRIED, but I could not make this $1000 gift Visa work to pay for part of the snowblower I wanted any other way. It turns out it's rare for companies to allow splitting between two cards.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I hate Amazon. I tried, and I tried, and I fucking TRIED, but I could not make this $1000 gift Visa work to pay for part of the snowblower I wanted any other way. It turns out it's rare for companies to allow splitting between two cards.
Never am I sadder to be single then when I'm crawling into my cold bed at the end of the day. That's all I need from a man, a person to warm the bed before I get in.
Also to hold the ladder when I clean the gutters
Also to hold the ladder when I clean the gutters
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Never am I sadder to be single then when I'm crawling into my cold bed at the end of the day. That's all I need from a man, a person to warm the bed before I get in.
Also to hold the ladder when I clean the gutters
Also to hold the ladder when I clean the gutters
I don't have strong enough feelings to rank Star Wars but I'll gladly give you a two hour lecture on why season 2 of Star Trek TNG is underrated
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I don't have strong enough feelings to rank Star Wars but I'll gladly give you a two hour lecture on why season 2 of Star Trek TNG is underrated
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Nothing to do on Sunday so I might as well strip naked and watch prestige TV
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nothing to do on Sunday so I might as well strip naked and watch prestige TV
Sounds like the new Hyrule Warriors REALLY hamstrung itself by making it be canon, both because the actual past story from TotK isn't super interesting and it forces the roster to be half filled with randos no one cares about
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sounds like the new Hyrule Warriors REALLY hamstrung itself by making it be canon, both because the actual past story from TotK isn't super interesting and it forces the roster to be half filled with randos no one cares about
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Clocking in at the dick sucking factory, only to be told that management is laying off 30% of the workforce and replacing them with AI. Everyone who's left now has to spend their time correcting the dicks the AI incorrectly sucked
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Clocking in at the dick sucking factory, only to be told that management is laying off 30% of the workforce and replacing them with AI. Everyone who's left now has to spend their time correcting the dicks the AI incorrectly sucked
I'm reading the Marvel Excalibur series for the first time, and it's extremely funny to me that Kitty is jealous of the male attention Rachel gets, when Rachel is the most lesbian lesbian that ever lesbianed.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm reading the Marvel Excalibur series for the first time, and it's extremely funny to me that Kitty is jealous of the male attention Rachel gets, when Rachel is the most lesbian lesbian that ever lesbianed.
Getting on the gay apps explicitly just for hookups feels weird.
Like when I had in the past it was always with a bit of "looking for friendship and maybe more!" sort of thing. Transitioning to explicitly "I just wanna get my dick wet" brings up some weird heteronormative monogamous guilt.
Like when I had in the past it was always with a bit of "looking for friendship and maybe more!" sort of thing. Transitioning to explicitly "I just wanna get my dick wet" brings up some weird heteronormative monogamous guilt.
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Getting on the gay apps explicitly just for hookups feels weird.
Like when I had in the past it was always with a bit of "looking for friendship and maybe more!" sort of thing. Transitioning to explicitly "I just wanna get my dick wet" brings up some weird heteronormative monogamous guilt.
Like when I had in the past it was always with a bit of "looking for friendship and maybe more!" sort of thing. Transitioning to explicitly "I just wanna get my dick wet" brings up some weird heteronormative monogamous guilt.
(Also my plan to eat healthy today is now derailed again, whee!)
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
(Also my plan to eat healthy today is now derailed again, whee!)
They pulled us in for an organizational announcement meeting, told us they've made the tough call to make some layoffs, and then didn't bother to say who?
They've told everyone impacted so I know it's not me but come on, give some deets.
They've told everyone impacted so I know it's not me but come on, give some deets.
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They pulled us in for an organizational announcement meeting, told us they've made the tough call to make some layoffs, and then didn't bother to say who?
They've told everyone impacted so I know it's not me but come on, give some deets.
They've told everyone impacted so I know it's not me but come on, give some deets.
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
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November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
Huh, this art for X Factor 40 looks a touch different, I wonder who did the pencils.....NOOOOOOO
(In all seriousness he's a perfectly fine artist, just with some noticeable stylistic tics, but was the vanguard of the excesses of 90s comics which went very wrong)
(In all seriousness he's a perfectly fine artist, just with some noticeable stylistic tics, but was the vanguard of the excesses of 90s comics which went very wrong)
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Huh, this art for X Factor 40 looks a touch different, I wonder who did the pencils.....NOOOOOOO
(In all seriousness he's a perfectly fine artist, just with some noticeable stylistic tics, but was the vanguard of the excesses of 90s comics which went very wrong)
(In all seriousness he's a perfectly fine artist, just with some noticeable stylistic tics, but was the vanguard of the excesses of 90s comics which went very wrong)
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
Been a long, bad week, ordered a pizza as a little treat....
It was the absolute most shit pizza I have ever eaten. Just fucking dry, flavorless cardboard
It was the absolute most shit pizza I have ever eaten. Just fucking dry, flavorless cardboard
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Been a long, bad week, ordered a pizza as a little treat....
It was the absolute most shit pizza I have ever eaten. Just fucking dry, flavorless cardboard
It was the absolute most shit pizza I have ever eaten. Just fucking dry, flavorless cardboard